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1 The best of the pirate on Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:10 pm

Hydekelso

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Some of pirates keen observations in the my3cents sitcom:


"what I don't understand is how "regulars" become "experts." everyone seems to gravitate toward their own niche of complaint resolution. then they feel compelled to chime in on every newbie's gripe and try to "educate" them. Ridiculous. At one time, I was the bona fide expert on satellite TV and appliances. Other ijuts couldn't stand that I knew more than them or could google better than they could - it always ended in bloodbath. Who could forget that half-wit west coast whiner that always thought his analog TV cable was eqaul to or better than fully digital DirecTV. What a dumbass. What's the point of owning a top of the line Sony Bravia XBR TV if you're going to feed it some chicken sh!t analog cable signal. Makes no sense."

man oh woman, i sure domiss pirate!!!

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2 Re: The best of the pirate on Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:41 am

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What has become of Pirate?

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3 Re: The best of the pirate on Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:49 am

He's out on the high seas, traveling wherever duty calls, handing out Olive Branches.

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4 Re: The best of the pirate on Sun Sep 02, 2012 7:53 am

AlainM3C

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On a Carnival cruise ship, maybe?

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5 .... on Sat Sep 15, 2012 5:41 pm

Hydekelso

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I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US congress.

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6 Re: The best of the pirate on Sun Sep 16, 2012 6:48 am

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They'd send it back to committee for study and revisions!

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7 .... on Sun Sep 16, 2012 8:55 pm

Hydekelso

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AlainM3C wrote:They'd send it back to committee for study and revisions!

Just like in George Orwell's "Animal Farm"...

The original commandments are:
1.Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
2.Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
3.No animal shall wear clothes.
4.No animal shall sleep in a bed.
5.No animal shall drink alcohol.
6.No animal shall kill any other animal.
7.All animals are equal.

Revisions

No animal shall sleep in a bed with sheets.
No animal shall drink alcohol to excess.
No animal shall kill any other animal without cause.
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
4 legs good 2 ;legs better

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8 Re: The best of the pirate on Mon Sep 17, 2012 6:09 am

AlainM3C

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"If you have your lower animals to contend with, we have our lower classes!"

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Hydekelso

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and it was also nice to see that dr jeechero, kingjames, churro, nicole, ghostdoc etc saw thru his shananigans.

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10 Re: The best of the pirate on Sun Sep 23, 2012 5:00 am

AlainM3C

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Where are those people now?

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11 .... on Sun Sep 23, 2012 6:53 am

Hydekelso

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AlainM3C wrote:Where are those people now?

good question

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12 Re: The best of the pirate on Mon Sep 24, 2012 5:56 am

AlainM3C

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Maybe hanging out at CB?

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13 .... on Mon Sep 24, 2012 1:58 pm

Hydekelso

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AlainM3C wrote:Maybe hanging out at CB?

I guess it's possible. It's tough to tell who is who on there. There is one that stands out, and her name is Brenda.

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14 Re: The best of the pirate on Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:26 pm

Other than my nic...there are only two other members there...Mundo and Madconsumer.

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15 .... on Mon Sep 24, 2012 9:57 pm

Hydekelso

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DebtorBasher wrote:Other than my nic...there are only two other members there...Mundo and Madconsumer.
and brenda.

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16 Re: The best of the pirate on Mon Sep 24, 2012 10:29 pm

The M3C Brenda is good people...I don't know anything about the M3C Brenda.

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17 Re: The best of the pirate on Tue Sep 25, 2012 6:43 am

AlainM3C

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How come nobody went to Ed's Ripoff Report?

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18 .... on Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:16 pm

Hydekelso

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Perhaps they did and never came back.

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19 Re: The best of the pirate on Wed Sep 26, 2012 5:24 am

AlainM3C

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You very well could be right, Hydekelso. Last I looked, it seemed like a friendly enough place.

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20 Ed is a (bleeping) son of a biscuit on Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:09 pm

Pizzathehut


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That site might be having the biggest web traffic of all gripe sites, but it's a site not worth joining or posting reviews.

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21 Re: The best of the pirate on Fri Sep 28, 2012 6:19 am

AlainM3C

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I've looked at it, but never participated.

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