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BIZARRE SEX TALES!!

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101BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 5 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:57 am

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
Admin
I was waiting for the punch line...and never found it. LOL...I thought it was a joke when I was reading it.

102BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 5 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:56 am

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
One of my neighbors down the street assured me it was not an apparition. She said there was a party a couple of blocks over and the gal just wandered off. Some of her friends found her and drove her back, I guess to put her to bed. If she's lucky maybe they didn't take a picture of her and post it on youtube! Oh well, she was very friendly and polite, so we didn't mind. It was kinda entertaining!

103BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 5 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Mon Aug 11, 2014 10:27 am

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
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Are you SURE it wasn't YOU who was wandering though the alley dressed like that???? Hmmmm???

104BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 5 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Tue Aug 12, 2014 6:47 am

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
Even in my younger years I never did anything like that. Usually, we got some chump loaded and got THEM to do it!

105BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 5 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:56 am

Pizzathehut

Pizzathehut
Regular Joe
Regular Joe
Did you ever wake up with someone whom you didn't know their name?

106BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 5 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:38 am

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
Admin
I have a feeling Alain has had some mornings when he woke up and didn't even know his own name. It's just a feeling I have.

107BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 5 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Thu Apr 23, 2015 11:34 am

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
If I had too much beer the night before my wife has a few names for me and none of them are real complimentary!

108BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 5 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Fri Apr 24, 2015 1:05 am

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
Admin
HaHaHa....I'm going to have to meet your wife some day...we've got some talkin' to do!

109BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 5 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Fri Apr 24, 2015 7:11 am

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
Really, I don't have the foggiest idea why she puts up with me. I do mow the lawn, fold the laundry and sort of cook, so I suppose that's a plus!

110BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 5 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Fri Apr 24, 2015 10:59 am

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
Admin
Maybe she married you for your body.

111BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 5 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sat Apr 25, 2015 7:29 am

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
LOL! I doubt it!!

112BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 5 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sat Apr 25, 2015 9:34 am

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
Admin
You'll never know until you ask her.

113BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 5 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sun Apr 26, 2015 7:58 am

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
Nope. I'm not that curious!

114BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 5 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sun Apr 26, 2015 8:01 am

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
Now here's an odd sex tail. Last week a teenager in Florida (I think it was Florida) caught a Cottonmouth and tried to kiss it. Needless to say, the snake bit him. Now you'd think that the kid would have learned in sex ed class that it's a good idea to stick to your own species when choosing a prospective girlfriend!

115BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 5 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:27 am

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
Admin
Yeah well, you know TV shows is the new education. He was probably watching, 'Sex Sent Me To The ER' or 'My Strange Sex Obsession'. What ever happened to the FCC?

116BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 5 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:43 am

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
The FCC has lost a lot of funding so they don't have enough people to enforce any of their rules. Networks and cable can out spend them and out lawyer them.

117BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 5 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:28 pm

Hydekelso

Hydekelso
Knight
Knight
Did you know Iowa City is the #2 sex party town in USA.

http://www.uberpeople.net

118BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 5 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:46 am

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
Admin
What's number one?

119BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 5 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:40 pm

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
Iowa City is #2?! It sure wasn't when I was there. Of course, maybe the ladies just didn't like me...

My guess is that Washington, DC is #1.

120BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 5 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Wed May 13, 2015 12:54 pm

Pizzathehut

Pizzathehut
Regular Joe
Regular Joe
I would guess Ft Lauderdale. Oh wait that was back in the 80's.

121BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 5 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Thu May 14, 2015 10:27 pm

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
Admin
LOL Alain...are you saying it didn't become #2 until you left the place? Hmmm...am I reading too much in that statement?

122BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 5 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Fri May 15, 2015 12:12 pm

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
Hey, I was a really well behaved guy when I was there. Well, I was better behaved than some of my pals. Anyway, whatever I may or may not have done, I didn't get caught. Most of the time...

Say, Fort Lauderdale was good in the 70's, too!

123BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 5 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Fri May 15, 2015 11:17 pm

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
Admin
Being a youngin' of 28 years old...I don't know anything about the 1970's...but then again, those who are old enough to have been around in the 1970's doesn't seem to remember them anyway.

124BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 5 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sat May 16, 2015 5:41 am

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
My memory is just fine! I remember the 60's, too!

125BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 5 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Thu Dec 31, 2015 6:26 am

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
Since this topic has been pretty dull of late, a buddy of mine and I decided to give his nephew some cash to go to a very disreputable nudie bar tonight. We figure with a few drinks, the young fellow should bring back some fun stories. Or end up in jail. In which case, he's on his own because we aren't answering any calls from him or the county lock-up today or tonight!

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