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BIZARRE SEX TALES!!

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101 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:57 am

I was waiting for the punch line...and never found it. LOL...I thought it was a joke when I was reading it.

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102 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:56 am

AlainM3C

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One of my neighbors down the street assured me it was not an apparition. She said there was a party a couple of blocks over and the gal just wandered off. Some of her friends found her and drove her back, I guess to put her to bed. If she's lucky maybe they didn't take a picture of her and post it on youtube! Oh well, she was very friendly and polite, so we didn't mind. It was kinda entertaining!

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103 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Mon Aug 11, 2014 10:27 am

Are you SURE it wasn't YOU who was wandering though the alley dressed like that???? Hmmmm???

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104 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Tue Aug 12, 2014 6:47 am

AlainM3C

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Even in my younger years I never did anything like that. Usually, we got some chump loaded and got THEM to do it!

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105 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:56 am

Pizzathehut


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Did you ever wake up with someone whom you didn't know their name?

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106 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:38 am

I have a feeling Alain has had some mornings when he woke up and didn't even know his own name. It's just a feeling I have.

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107 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Thu Apr 23, 2015 11:34 am

AlainM3C

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If I had too much beer the night before my wife has a few names for me and none of them are real complimentary!

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108 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Fri Apr 24, 2015 1:05 am

HaHaHa....I'm going to have to meet your wife some day...we've got some talkin' to do!

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109 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Fri Apr 24, 2015 7:11 am

AlainM3C

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Really, I don't have the foggiest idea why she puts up with me. I do mow the lawn, fold the laundry and sort of cook, so I suppose that's a plus!

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110 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Fri Apr 24, 2015 10:59 am

Maybe she married you for your body.

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111 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sat Apr 25, 2015 7:29 am

AlainM3C

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LOL! I doubt it!!

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112 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sat Apr 25, 2015 9:34 am

You'll never know until you ask her.

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113 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sun Apr 26, 2015 7:58 am

AlainM3C

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Nope. I'm not that curious!

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114 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sun Apr 26, 2015 8:01 am

AlainM3C

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Now here's an odd sex tail. Last week a teenager in Florida (I think it was Florida) caught a Cottonmouth and tried to kiss it. Needless to say, the snake bit him. Now you'd think that the kid would have learned in sex ed class that it's a good idea to stick to your own species when choosing a prospective girlfriend!

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115 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:27 am

Yeah well, you know TV shows is the new education. He was probably watching, 'Sex Sent Me To The ER' or 'My Strange Sex Obsession'. What ever happened to the FCC?

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116 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:43 am

AlainM3C

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The FCC has lost a lot of funding so they don't have enough people to enforce any of their rules. Networks and cable can out spend them and out lawyer them.

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117 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:28 pm

Hydekelso

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Did you know Iowa City is the #2 sex party town in USA.

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118 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:46 am

What's number one?

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119 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:40 pm

AlainM3C

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Iowa City is #2?! It sure wasn't when I was there. Of course, maybe the ladies just didn't like me...

My guess is that Washington, DC is #1.

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120 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Wed May 13, 2015 12:54 pm

Pizzathehut


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I would guess Ft Lauderdale. Oh wait that was back in the 80's.

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121 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Thu May 14, 2015 10:27 pm

LOL Alain...are you saying it didn't become #2 until you left the place? Hmmm...am I reading too much in that statement?

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122 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Fri May 15, 2015 12:12 pm

AlainM3C

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Hey, I was a really well behaved guy when I was there. Well, I was better behaved than some of my pals. Anyway, whatever I may or may not have done, I didn't get caught. Most of the time...

Say, Fort Lauderdale was good in the 70's, too!

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123 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Fri May 15, 2015 11:17 pm

Being a youngin' of 28 years old...I don't know anything about the 1970's...but then again, those who are old enough to have been around in the 1970's doesn't seem to remember them anyway.

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124 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sat May 16, 2015 5:41 am

AlainM3C

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My memory is just fine! I remember the 60's, too!

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125 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Thu Dec 31, 2015 6:26 am

AlainM3C

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Since this topic has been pretty dull of late, a buddy of mine and I decided to give his nephew some cash to go to a very disreputable nudie bar tonight. We figure with a few drinks, the young fellow should bring back some fun stories. Or end up in jail. In which case, he's on his own because we aren't answering any calls from him or the county lock-up today or tonight!

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