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BIZARRE SEX TALES!!

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26 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Wed Dec 19, 2012 6:30 am

AlainM3C

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Well, I don't know for sure about where the P'burghers got educated about such things. I was actually brought up just outside of D.C. My wife imported me (cheaper than mail order!) Now, in the District, we learned about sex in an area known as "14th Street". Or by calling Congressmen. Turns out they know a LOT about Bizarre Sex!

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27 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sun Jan 06, 2013 6:13 am

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I was reading an article about a dolphin trainer in some dog-eared copy of an old animal magazine whilst I was at the barber shop. This lady had a male dolphin that apparently had 'needs' now and again. The lady trainer obligingly handled the situation manually. No word on if the dolphin somehow returned the favour.



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28 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:58 am

AlainM3C

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I just looked at Huck's post about Honey the Boo Boo's Mom getting a Marilyn Monroe make over. "Sugar Bear", proud Papa of the various spawn, proclaimed that this turned him into a "Horny Bear". Now, I want you to imagine a frantic coupling of "Mama" and "Sugar Bear".

Remember to flush the toilet when you're done talking to Ralph in the Porcelin Palace.

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29 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:25 am

AlainM3C

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Wild Wives of Africa-Bonobo Love. It's what's playing on YouTube in Lagos!

Talk about some really lazy monkeys!

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30 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:20 am

AlainM3C

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There has been little bizarre sex lately. Today is Valentine's Day. Let the good times roll!

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31 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:44 am

AlainM3C

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Still no sex? C'mon, people! Let's get out there and fornicate!

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32 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:10 pm

Let's talk about sex, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex


Oh...and just so you know, that song is banned in Basherville!

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33 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:13 pm

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Unfortunately, Basher and I's homemade sex tape in Mexico hit a snag when we accidentally went over budget. The problem was trying to translate to all the locals who were assisting as stand-in stunt doubles. Every time the director (Basher) would scream for Pedro to come in the back door, the poor little sap would take off running around the backside of the house Rolling Eyes

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34 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:20 am

LOL!!!

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35 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:07 am

AlainM3C

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I'll bet Lil' Pedro really would have freaked out when you brought in the donkey!

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36 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Fri Mar 01, 2013 3:58 pm

"Lil' Pedro" HEY! That is the name of Ejack's....uh...Man-O-Man, I sure miss Ejack!!!

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37 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sat Mar 02, 2013 6:19 am

AlainM3C

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He'd get more action if it was named "Big Pedro"!

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38 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:56 am

But then, he'd get sued for false advertising and misrepresentation.

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39 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sun Mar 03, 2013 6:48 am

AlainM3C

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Would it be a case for 'small claims' court?

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40 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sun Mar 03, 2013 4:41 pm

Yeah, I think it would...LOL!

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41 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Mon Mar 04, 2013 5:21 am

AlainM3C

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Trials like that can be tricky. You may end up with a well hung jury...

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42 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Mon Mar 04, 2013 4:18 pm

Maybe I should check their briefs.

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43 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Tue Mar 05, 2013 5:39 am

AlainM3C

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New reality show, "Judge Johnson"?

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44 Ron Jeremy on Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:12 am

Pizzathehut


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Ron Jeremy should host his own reality show. With frequent guests like Nina Hartley, Tom Byron, Joey Buttafucco etc.

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45 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:05 am

AlainM3C

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That would get some high ratings!

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46 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Fri Apr 19, 2013 5:42 am

AlainM3C

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A warning to neighbors: Please wait until our window air conditioner is up and running before engaging in your late night game of 'Rodeo'. By the way, which one of you is the snorting horse?

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47 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Fri Apr 19, 2013 10:19 am

I'm sorry, it was just one of those dreams again...I know I talk in my sleep, but I was unaware of how vocal I can be.

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48 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:33 am

AlainM3C

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Keep dreaming and keep talking!! Smile

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49 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sun Apr 21, 2013 3:03 pm

My talking in my sleep is the reason I would never sleep on a Greyhound bus or airplane. We flew all the way to London, and I wouldn't go to sleep. Nope, no siree...what's in my head, stays in my head!

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50 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:54 am

AlainM3C

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You're right! Only sleep at home where you're assured of privacy! Just ignore my little stethoscope discretely placed up on your window...

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