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Twas the night before christmas

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1 Twas the night before christmas on Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:49 pm

Hydekelso

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Twas the night before christmas and all through the house,
everyone felt shytty, even the mouse.

Mom at the wharehouse, dad smoking grass; I'd just settle down
for a nice piece of arss.

Out on the lawn,I heard such a clatter.
I sprung from my chair to see what was the matter.

When out on the lawn, I saw a big rick.
I knew in a minute, it must be St. Nick.

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.
I knew in a moment,the flecker had fell.

He stuffed all our stockings with pretzels and beer,
and a thing of lettwer
for the reindeer.

He rose up the chimney
with a thunderous firt.
that son of a bitch
blew my chimney apirt.

He swore and he cursed
as he rode away,
wiss on you all
and have a hell of a day

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2 Re: Twas the night before christmas on Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:27 am

AlainM3C

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I like this one better than the original! Stuffing stockings with pretzels and beer? Lay in some whiskey for the wife and me when all the guests have left, too! Now that's the Santa I want to see!!!

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3 Re: Twas the night before christmas on Sat Dec 22, 2012 5:49 pm

I have a feeling a few words have been changed...LOL!!!

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4 Re: Twas the night before christmas on Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:20 am

AlainM3C

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I sent this to my niece who works in a bar in Brooklyn. I'll bet the patrons will love it!

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5 .... on Sun Dec 23, 2012 1:45 pm

Hydekelso

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DebtorBasher wrote:I have a feeling a few words have been changed...LOL!!!

I just used the "son of biscuit" phrase on a facebook newsfeed, but was well received. Though the real credit should to MRM or whoever originated it.

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6 Re: Twas the night before christmas on Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:26 pm

Man-O-Man, I sure miss Mr. Mike!!!

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7 Re: Twas the night before christmas on Mon Dec 24, 2012 6:02 am

AlainM3C

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This seems like as good a place as any:
Merry Christmas to All!!

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