College Toilet Bowls

Oh well, congratulations to Alabama.

School kid's football...how can anyone get excited over school kids???

It's better than pro basketball!!

They need to spend more time reeding and riting and rithmatic!

Big college athletes aren't there for academics. Only to make money for the school and maybe themselves when they turn pro. But, the claim is, they support actual students who are at the schools to learn something.

Time for College Toilet Bowls 2016-17:

#1) The St. Petersburg Bowl Dec. 26:
Mississippi State (5-7) vs. Miami, Ohio (6-6) - students that attend this bowl are encouraged to bring caffinated drinks to stay awake during this thriller. Both teams selected by Drunk Monkeys residing at the Columbus Zoo (Jack Hanna says he knew nothing about the monkeys hiding beer in their cages! Or that intoxicated primates like to watch medicore college football while drinking and flinging dung at each other!)

Honorable Mentions:
Quick Lane Bowl Detroit Dec. 26 - Boston College (6-6) vs. Maryland (6-6)
Independence Bowl Shreveport Dec. 26 - NC State (6-6) vs. Vanderbilt (6-6)
Military Bowl Annapolis Dec. 27 Army (7-5) vs. North Texas (5-7)
New Orleans Bowl Dec. 17 - Southern Mississippi (6-6) vs. Louisiana Lafayette (6-6)
Cure Bowl Orlando Dec. Dec. 17 - UCF (6-6) vs. Arkansas State (7-5)

Best Bowls for Lousy Teams:
Hawaii Bowl Dec. 24 Middle Tennessee (8-4 respectable at least) vs. Hawaii (6-7)
Bahamas Bowl Dec. 23 Eastern Michigan (7-5) vs. Old Dominion (8-4) Amazing! Both teams have a winning record and they get the bonus of going to the Bahamas.
Who cares who wins these bowls? Heck, great fruit and rum drinks in both locations!!

We'd like to remind residents of Basherville that no drinking is allowed here whether you are watching a Toilet Bowl (or using one) or not! However, Blubber, a horse drawn carriage service (not related to Uber) is giving free rides to Tootsville, about 4 miles down the road, from the outskirts of Basherville to the Drunk Primates Bar and Homeless Shelter on main street!

It's good to see you on duty, Sheriff....no riff raffs allowed in Basherville! And that goes for the riff raffs Stripes hangs our with too!

Stripes doesn't hang out with riff-raff! He makes money off of riff-raff! He runs an animal casino on a local Indian Reservation. Oddly enough, cats love betting on dog races! (They ried racing cats, but all they did was take two steps over the start line and then began licking themselves)

That Stripes! Always thinking of ways to make money!

He thought about starting a casino in China, but then he heard they eat cats and dogs, so he gave up on that idea!

'the'  0hio State 0
Clemson 31
Happy New Year!

Football has not been our friend this season.

Looks like Iowa got their head handed to them by Florida.

Cleveland has done well in other sports and really, if you aren't an owner or something like that, it's just entertainment! Iowa did get nailed pretty badly, but over all they did okay!

How did the Brown's and Steelers game turn out?

Both teams did their best to give the game away to the opposing squad. Cleveland made the final mistake so they ended up losing. If the game had lasted a minute more, probably Pittsburgh would have blundered and given it to Cleveland.

Darn! Can't see the image!

Me either neither!!!

Hydekelso, what's the picture?

Well, I'll be darned. Clemson won. No joy in Alabama this week.

It'll be interesting to see if Tom Brady can get a 5th supelbowl ring.

Hydekelso wrote:It'll be interesting to see if Tom Brady can get a 5th supelbowl ring.

Ughhhh....

If Tommy does not get ring, Gisele will be very mad at Tommy! Gisele will make something else deflate other than football! Nothing for Tommy if Tommy no win. Unless Tommy bring Gisele big ring. Then maybe she be nice to him.