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26 Re: College Toilet Bowls on Tue Jan 12, 2016 7:11 am

AlainM3C

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Oh well, congratulations to Alabama.

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27 Re: College Toilet Bowls on Wed Jan 13, 2016 10:03 am


School kid's football...how can anyone get excited over school kids???

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28 Re: College Toilet Bowls on Wed Jan 13, 2016 12:49 pm

AlainM3C

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It's better than pro basketball!!

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29 Re: College Toilet Bowls on Thu Jan 14, 2016 10:54 am

They need to spend more time reeding and riting and rithmatic!

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30 Re: College Toilet Bowls on Fri Jan 15, 2016 6:31 am

AlainM3C

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Big college athletes aren't there for academics. Only to make money for the school and maybe themselves when they turn pro. But, the claim is, they support actual students who are at the schools to learn something.

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31 Re: College Toilet Bowls on Thu Dec 15, 2016 1:02 pm

AlainM3C

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Time for College Toilet Bowls 2016-17:

#1) The St. Petersburg Bowl Dec. 26:
Mississippi State (5-7) vs. Miami, Ohio (6-6) - students that attend this bowl are encouraged to bring caffinated drinks to stay awake during this thriller. Both teams selected by Drunk Monkeys residing at the Columbus Zoo (Jack Hanna says he knew nothing about the monkeys hiding beer in their cages! Or that intoxicated primates like to watch medicore college football while drinking and flinging dung at each other!)

Honorable Mentions:
Quick Lane Bowl Detroit Dec. 26 - Boston College (6-6) vs. Maryland (6-6)
Independence Bowl Shreveport Dec. 26 - NC State (6-6) vs. Vanderbilt (6-6)
Military Bowl Annapolis Dec. 27 Army (7-5) vs. North Texas (5-7)
New Orleans Bowl Dec. 17 - Southern Mississippi (6-6) vs. Louisiana Lafayette (6-6)
Cure Bowl Orlando Dec. Dec. 17 - UCF (6-6) vs. Arkansas State (7-5)

Best Bowls for Lousy Teams:
Hawaii Bowl Dec. 24 Middle Tennessee (8-4 respectable at least) vs. Hawaii (6-7)
Bahamas Bowl Dec. 23 Eastern Michigan (7-5) vs. Old Dominion (8-4) Amazing! Both teams have a winning record and they get the bonus of going to the Bahamas.
Who cares who wins these bowls? Heck, great fruit and rum drinks in both locations!!

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32 Re: College Toilet Bowls on Thu Dec 15, 2016 1:10 pm

AlainM3C

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We'd like to remind residents of Basherville that no drinking is allowed here whether you are watching a Toilet Bowl (or using one) or not! However, Blubber, a horse drawn carriage service (not related to Uber) is giving free rides to Tootsville, about 4 miles down the road, from the outskirts of Basherville to the Drunk Primates Bar and Homeless Shelter on main street!

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33 Re: College Toilet Bowls on Fri Dec 16, 2016 10:10 am

It's good to see you on duty, Sheriff....no riff raffs allowed in Basherville! And that goes for the riff raffs Stripes hangs our with too!

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34 Re: College Toilet Bowls on Sun Dec 18, 2016 11:49 am

AlainM3C

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Stripes doesn't hang out with riff-raff! He makes money off of riff-raff! He runs an animal casino on a local Indian Reservation. Oddly enough, cats love betting on dog races! (They ried racing cats, but all they did was take two steps over the start line and then began licking themselves)

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35 Re: College Toilet Bowls on Tue Dec 20, 2016 6:50 pm

That Stripes! Always thinking of ways to make money!

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36 Re: College Toilet Bowls on Wed Dec 21, 2016 7:19 am

AlainM3C

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He thought about starting a casino in China, but then he heard they eat cats and dogs, so he gave up on that idea!

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37 Re: College Toilet Bowls on Sat Dec 31, 2016 10:49 pm

AlainM3C

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'the'  0hio State 0
Clemson 31
Happy New Year!

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38 Re: College Toilet Bowls on Sun Jan 01, 2017 11:00 am

Football has not been our friend this season.

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39 Re: College Toilet Bowls on Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:08 pm

Hydekelso

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Looks like Iowa got their head handed to them by Florida.

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40 Re: College Toilet Bowls on Tue Jan 03, 2017 6:48 pm

AlainM3C

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Cleveland has done well in other sports and really, if you aren't an owner or something like that, it's just entertainment! Iowa did get nailed pretty badly, but over all they did okay!

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41 Re: College Toilet Bowls on Tue Jan 03, 2017 9:47 pm

How did the Brown's and Steelers game turn out?

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42 Re: College Toilet Bowls on Thu Jan 05, 2017 3:15 am

AlainM3C

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Both teams did their best to give the game away to the opposing squad. Cleveland made the final mistake so they ended up losing. If the game had lasted a minute more, probably Pittsburgh would have blundered and given it to Cleveland.

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43 Re: College Toilet Bowls on Thu Jan 05, 2017 11:02 am

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Knight

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44 Re: College Toilet Bowls on Fri Jan 06, 2017 6:52 am

AlainM3C

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Darn! Can't see the image!

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45 Re: College Toilet Bowls on Fri Jan 06, 2017 6:33 pm

Me either neither!!!

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46 Re: College Toilet Bowls on Sun Jan 08, 2017 5:40 am

AlainM3C

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Hydekelso, what's the picture?

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47 Re: College Toilet Bowls on Tue Jan 10, 2017 12:37 pm

AlainM3C

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Well, I'll be darned. Clemson won. No joy in Alabama this week.

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48 Re: College Toilet Bowls on Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:30 pm

Hydekelso

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It'll be interesting to see if Tom Brady can get a 5th supelbowl ring.

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49 Re: College Toilet Bowls on Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:12 pm

Hydekelso wrote:It'll be interesting to see if Tom Brady can get a 5th supelbowl ring.

Ughhhh....

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50 Re: College Toilet Bowls on Wed Jan 18, 2017 11:32 am

AlainM3C

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If Tommy does not get ring, Gisele will be very mad at Tommy! Gisele will make something else deflate other than football! Nothing for Tommy if Tommy no win. Unless Tommy bring Gisele big ring. Then maybe she be nice to him.

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