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1 Abby Landers on Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:16 am

Hydekelso

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Here is a letter to Abby Landers, and her response to it.


Dear Abby Landers,
I am a successful political woman and famous attorney in my own right. Some people say I got here by riding my husband's coat tails, but that is not true. The common people really like me and want me to be their next president. Do I have a chance?


Dear Hillary,
The "Common People" that you refer to do not like you. They called you "Billary" for years. They think your daughter has a horse face. They think you don't mind Bill's affairs because you never put out for him for years. They think you were boinking Monica also and are a closet dyke. Outside of a few media people, everyone hates your guts and hoped you fail miserably. They all wish that there was a button in the voting booth that said "anyone but Hillary." No, you don't have a chance.

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2 Re: Abby Landers on Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:28 pm

Abby Landers? That was the joke part,right???

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3 Re: Abby Landers on Fri Mar 15, 2013 6:16 am

AlainM3C

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Wait. Chelsea has a 'horse face'? I thought she was kind of cute...

Oh, I found my glasses. That changes things..
Now Camilla's not looking so good, either.



Last edited by AlainM3C on Fri Mar 15, 2013 6:19 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : decided to look at the world in a new way)

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4 Re: Abby Landers on Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:50 am

AlainM3C

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Dear Abby Landers,
Nobody pay attention to me. I am tall and handsome and nice guy. Dennis Rodman like me, even! How come I can't get date with Michelle Bachman?
sign,
Kim Jong Un

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5 Michelle Obama on Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:36 pm

Pizzathehut

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Michelle Obama is a hottie. I dedicated a Beatles song to her.

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6 Re: Abby Landers on Thu Jun 26, 2014 11:56 am

Pizzathehut wrote:Michelle Obama is a hottie. I dedicated a Beatles song to her.

I'm afraid to ask, which song... Meechelll, My Belle...I can think of a few songs myself that would fit her...but then, I may get arrested.



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7 Re: Abby Landers on Sat Jun 28, 2014 5:26 am

AlainM3C

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Michelle Obama is cool, but Michelle Bachman just plain scares me!

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