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I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus...

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1I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus... Empty I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus... Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:52 pm

DebtorBasher

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I saw daddy kissing, Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
He didn't see me creep, down the stairs to have a peep
He thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep

Then I saw daddy tickle, Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
There must be some mistake, was I really awake?
I rub my eyes and moved in close up, better look to take
Then I..then I...hey..hey!

Then I saw daddy hugging, Santa Claus
He took his hand and pulled him to the couch,
It must have been just fine, Santa didn't seem to mind
Then daddy moved across the room to pour them both some wine,

Then I saw daddy fundle, Santa Claus
And on his beard he nibbled now and then,
I crawled across the floor, I hid behind the door,
I left it open just a crack so I could watch some more
then I..then I..then I...then I..

Then I saw daddy undress, Santa Claus
They quickly threw their clothes on a big chair
Well much to my surprise, I couldn't believe my eyes
It wasn't Santa after all but mommy in disguise

But I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus,
Underneath the mistletoe last night
Oh what a laugh it would it been,
If I had really seen daddy kissing Santa Claus that night..!!

2I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus... Empty Re: I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus... Fri Dec 20, 2013 5:53 am

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
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Now this has all the makings of a nightmare! Dr. Philly could take years to analyze stuff like this!

If Mommy had just dressed up as a Hooker, the kid would have simply smiled and posted a video on YouTube!

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