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1 Video Entertainment... on Fri Feb 28, 2014 10:12 am

This really puts me to shame....if he can do it...I can do it!

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2 Re: Video Entertainment... on Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:34 am

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LOL! She's a nice gal and I really don't mind the exercise so much, but those fishy Herring treats are awful!!

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3 Re: Video Entertainment... on Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:59 am

I love the dry/salty herrings...it's like chewing on stinky, salty cardboard. When we lived in Buffalo, they sold them pretty much on every street corner...but, here in Ohio...I can't find them anywhere. My sister in PA said they have them at their stores. So...she decided to MAIL some to my Dad and me. She packed two packs in that chilled gel packaging. But, when it was delivered, the mailman left the package at the rental office for me to pick up on a Friday and 'forgot' to put a notice in my mailbox to let me know he left it at the rental office. I wasn't until I went on the following Monday to pay the rent, and the office manager told me there was a package there for me.

Well, you can guess 'the rest of the story'.
My Dad opened the package to find soggy, limp, STINKY dry herring. It's a good thing I took the rent over, otherwise who knows how smelly that package would have gotten. They probably would have had the police searching the building for a dead body.

I called my Sister and said, "I'm sorry Sis, but the fish just didn't survive their trip".

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4 Re: Video Entertainment... on Sun Mar 02, 2014 7:54 am

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Even stray cats would have refused to eat that! The Scandinavians have something they call 'fermented Herring'. The stuff smells so rank that even a skunk would run from it! They actually consume the stuff and say it taste good. Young American guys should think about that before they try and get a date with a shapely Swedish gal!

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5 Re: Video Entertainment... on Sun Mar 02, 2014 10:40 pm

Speaking of Swedish ... what's with that stupid commercial with that young boy trying to be Swedish? I HATE that commercial!

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6 Re: Video Entertainment... on Mon Mar 03, 2014 6:01 am

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Could it be the one with the kid in lederhosen advertising toaster strudel? I think the kid is trying to pretend to be Austrian or something. He's probably from the Bronx in real life!

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7 Re: Video Entertainment... on Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:10 am

Yeah...that's the one. I couldn't remember what he was advertising because I turn it everytime it comes on.

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8 Re: Video Entertainment... on Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:32 am

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The kid probably wouldn't know a strudel from a streusel!

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9 Re: Video Entertainment... on Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:22 pm

Hey Alain....here's something you can buy to have some fun with Stripes!

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10 Re: Video Entertainment... on Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:36 am

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I have to get that shark! The possibilities for mischief with that thing are great! Take one down to the cheap liquor store, the pet store,...say, I could even take it down to the entrance to the hospital ER!

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11 Re: Video Entertainment... on Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:27 am

The local zoo would be fun too!

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12 Re: Video Entertainment... on Fri Apr 18, 2014 6:28 am

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Especially if you pick a day when they're having field trips with liitle kids!

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13 Re: Video Entertainment... on Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:54 am

I'd like to see the reaction of Morty's Wife...from those commercials. Poor ol' Morty, never gets to talk.

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14 Re: Video Entertainment... on Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:47 am

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Heh! Morty needs a real swimming pool and a real shark. That'd solve a lot of his problems!

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15 Re: Video Entertainment... on Sat Apr 19, 2014 11:42 am

Hey...whatcha doin' in Florida today?

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16 Re: Video Entertainment... on Sun Apr 20, 2014 7:15 am

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Florida was fun. I was chasing gals in bikinis! Well, not really chasing. Actually, I fell asleep in the sun and some nice young ladies in skimpy bathing suits woke me up before I got a sun burn... I shifted to Arizona today to hunt for Gila Monster eggs!

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17 Re: Video Entertainment... on Sun Apr 20, 2014 11:04 pm

If you decide to go to Alaska...make sure you take me and my Dad too. No one EVER takes me anywhere!

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18 Re: Video Entertainment... on Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:20 am

AlainM3C

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Alaska might be pretty good this time of year! It's still cold enough where the black flies and other nasty, biting insects there haven't hatched yet. Also, most of the bears are still snoozing!

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19 Re: Video Entertainment... on Tue Apr 22, 2014 10:15 am

I've got my bags and sled dogs all packed and ready!

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20 Re: Video Entertainment... on Wed Apr 23, 2014 12:49 am

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21 Re: Video Entertainment... on Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:46 am

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Hmmmm., Looks like I could be a violator when it comes to numbers 1,2,3,4 & 5, but I'm not admitting anything.
Numbers 6,7 No.
Numbers 8,9 & 10 What the....?? Aw, no. I'm just not even gonna think about those...

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22 Re: Video Entertainment... on Wed Apr 23, 2014 11:46 am

You better warn Stripes about #8 when you travel to Florida!  affraid



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23 Re: Video Entertainment... on Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:43 am

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Stripes may drink a bit now and again, but he'll never be so plastered that he's make the mistake of doing #8!

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24 Re: Video Entertainment... on Thu Apr 24, 2014 12:18 pm

Send Stripes over here, I'll see if I can get him 'Drunk as a skunk'!

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25 Re: Video Entertainment... on Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:52 am

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I send him over, but I have to be there too. Friends don't let friends drink alone!

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