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Sometimes, You Just Have To Make It Yourself!

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DebtorBasher

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2Sometimes, You Just Have To Make It Yourself! Empty Here's One For You, Alain! Sat Mar 29, 2014 10:40 pm

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AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
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LOL! Now this is innovation! A polite & handy way to hide a crack in a restaurant. Can you imagine the confusion a border collie would have with that herd of lawn mowers?

DebtorBasher

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But, what happens when that guy bends over? Does his hat fly off and hits the person behind him, or does he give himself a wedgie???

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
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I'm betting wedgie first, then the hat flies off and hits the person behind him and then the pants fall down and he's not wearing any underwear so then he gets arrested and then banned from the Walmart for a month!

DebtorBasher

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You seem to know that scenario pretty well...wanna talk about it? Hmmmm...why WERE you banned from Walmart anyway?

7Sometimes, You Just Have To Make It Yourself! Empty A Shower for Alain's Treehouse! Mon Mar 31, 2014 10:27 am

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AlainM3C

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It seems Wallymart didn't like me bringing Stripes with me to shop. Something about odor. So, as you can see from the picture, we fixed that!!

DebtorBasher

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Did they complain to you about Stripe's odor...or did they complain to Stripes about your odor?

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff

Since Stripes was in a calm, happy mood (he only seems to stink when he gets mad and raises his tail-odd cat, I must say!) I guess they were complaining about me. Maybe I shouldna had a big bowl of spicy black beans and cabbbage before I went there?

DebtorBasher

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Spicy black beans and cabbage....Man-O-Man, I sure miss Ejack!

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff

Ejack knows the importance of a proper diet!

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
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Whether he follows it or not...is another story.

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff

He could do a book on the All Chili Diet. I can guarantee that if you eat nothing but chili for 30 days, you'll probably loose weight!

DebtorBasher

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Yeah, lose weight and all of your friends too...LOL!

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DebtorBasher

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Alain...I rigged this up for you for the next time you stop by for some spaghetti!

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AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
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Nothing like a little chili gas to clear a room!

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
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Say, those are excellent ideas in those pictures! Now I can customize my car for a price I can afford! I think you should patent the electric spaghetti fork. True American know how. You could sell a million of those things a WallyMart!

DebtorBasher

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It can also be used as a Mustache Curler!

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff

It would also be the perfect thing for a dentist to leave on the instrument tray just to give the patients a little scare!

DebtorBasher

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LOL...or a brain surgeon!

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff

Say, this may explain what happened to my brain!!!

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
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Are you SURE there's an explanation for that?  Razz 

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff

No. I'm not sure there is an explanation! Maybe some of my activities in my naughty, misbegotten youth?

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