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251Jokes That Will Make You Pee In Your Pants... - Page 11 Empty Re: Jokes That Will Make You Pee In Your Pants... on Wed Jul 04, 2018 11:46 am

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
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Justice74 wrote:
AlainM3C wrote:The thing about cathouses is, Ya gotta make sure all them kittens have had their shots!
Are those kitties allowed in Basherville?

NO!!!!!!

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
Aw, Come on! After all, Matt Dillon on Gunsmoke loved Miss Kitty! And, b'golly, I believe that she was a right proper woman!

253Jokes That Will Make You Pee In Your Pants... - Page 11 Empty Re: Jokes That Will Make You Pee In Your Pants... on Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:54 am

Pizzathehut

Pizzathehut
Regular Joe
Regular Joe
I wonder if the Basher likes turtles or chimpanzees.

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
Admin
Pizzathehut wrote:I wonder if the Basher likes turtles or chimpanzees.

Turtles stink and Chimps are mean.

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
I like Terrapins!
Especially in soup!

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
Admin
AlainM3C wrote:I like Terrapins!
Especially in soup!

Don't give the Soup Nazi any ideas.

257Jokes That Will Make You Pee In Your Pants... - Page 11 Empty Re: Jokes That Will Make You Pee In Your Pants... on Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:33 am

Justice74

Justice74
The Hound of Basherville
The Hound of Basherville
I'm not the sharpest beagle in the bunch, but if cats aren't allowed in Basherville, then Alain best be looking for a new avatar. You make one exception and soon enough the flood gates are open and total chaos and pandemonium ensues. Unless, however, we aren't actually residing in Basherville. This whole time the queen neglected to mention she had fallen behind on her dues, and the gates to Basherville closed many moons ago. If you needed help on the rent you could've just asked. I've got a bag full of dirty nickels I buried somewhere. Or, the other option, and the more plausible of the bunch, is that none of this really exists except in my delusional mind. You are all just characters and a figment of my imagination that I've created in order to cope with the loss of the community board in My3Cents.

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
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Big cats of the wild are always allowed...but those pesky, evil domesticated cats....they know not to cross into the Basherville territory. Stripes is our border control.....and a fine job he is doing. He carries a 'special' spray with him at all times and he isn't afraid to use it.

Justice74

Justice74
The Hound of Basherville
The Hound of Basherville
DebtorBasher wrote:Big cats of the wild are always allowed...

Did you hear that Ript? You can take the bag off your head now. No more hiding in shame. I am woman, hear me roar!

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
Don't mess with Tiggers. They always win!

By the way, Justice, I am a figment of your imagination, but I give great free advice on any subject(this offer not available in most states, particularly the ones that may have warrants for my detainment!)

riptt

riptt
Regular Joe
Regular Joe
Justice74 wrote:
DebtorBasher wrote:Big cats of the wild are always allowed...

Did you hear that Ript? You can take the bag off your head now. No more hiding in shame. I am woman, hear me roar!

Have to get my girl Friday-Thursday to create an avatar for me.

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AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
A Tiger, maybe?

riptt

riptt
Regular Joe
Regular Joe
AlainM3C wrote:A Tiger, maybe?
But of course. I may have mellowed, but not by much!

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AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
Mellowing is fine, but it is always a good idea to keep a roar in reserve for special occasions!

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