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UBER SURROUNDS BASHERVILLE

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51 Re: UBER SURROUNDS BASHERVILLE on Sat Jun 13, 2015 12:54 am

Our local news was saying how much these home games is bringing money into our city. They even said it's good business for Uber. LOL....

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52 Re: UBER SURROUNDS BASHERVILLE on Sun Jun 14, 2015 7:46 am

AlainM3C

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Well, if he's bringing in the bucks, maybe it's worth putting up with him for a while!

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53 Re: UBER SURROUNDS BASHERVILLE on Mon Jun 15, 2015 2:12 am

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! He's not putting any money in my pocket. He has to give Curry his sprinkles...because sprinkles are for winners and Lebron is a loser...again! Basketball

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54 Re: UBER SURROUNDS BASHERVILLE on Tue Jun 16, 2015 12:02 pm

AlainM3C

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I'm rooting for Golden State since I lived in California for a while.

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55 Re: UBER SURROUNDS BASHERVILLE on Sun Sep 06, 2015 10:55 am

Justice74

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UBER in Basherville? Knowing the citizens here, I'm sure they'll need DUI interlocks.

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56 Re: UBER SURROUNDS BASHERVILLE on Mon Sep 07, 2015 2:43 am

Hey Justice!!! cheers

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57 Re: UBER SURROUNDS BASHERVILLE on Mon Sep 07, 2015 7:39 am

AlainM3C

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Justice, Hi!
We all know the official policy in Basherville is no drinking, but if you happen to stop by the Sheriff's Office (that would be the cubicle next to the public restroom), I have a lot of confiscated spirits that need "Lab Testing"!

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58 Re: UBER SURROUNDS BASHERVILLE on Mon Sep 07, 2015 10:02 am

'Ahem'

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59 Re: UBER SURROUNDS BASHERVILLE on Tue Sep 08, 2015 6:42 pm

AlainM3C

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I'm serious! How can you tell if a bottle of Jack Daniels is REALLY Jack Daniels unless you test it?

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60 Re: UBER SURROUNDS BASHERVILLE on Wed Sep 09, 2015 10:01 am

Give it to Stripes and he will let you know.

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61 Re: UBER SURROUNDS BASHERVILLE on Thu Sep 10, 2015 7:31 am

AlainM3C

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So far he's verified that everything has alcohol in it, but not what brand!

By the way, for those who watch the news from Tokyo or Berlin like I do, the formula for switching centigrade to farenheit is: F = ((C-32)x5)/9

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62 Re: UBER SURROUNDS BASHERVILLE on Thu Sep 17, 2015 5:41 pm

Hydekelso

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I have to learn to keep up in these discussions.

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63 Re: UBER SURROUNDS BASHERVILLE on Fri Sep 18, 2015 11:58 am

AlainM3C

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Naw, it's more fun to just jump in without looking, Hydekelso! But as long as you're here, wanna hear about my thoughts on the Theory of Relativity?

I tried to talk to Einstien about it, but he said I was full of garbage. What's he know? Darn fool's dead anyway!



Boy, they make good drinks at this place!

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64 Re: UBER SURROUNDS BASHERVILLE on Mon Jul 10, 2017 8:02 am

AlainM3C

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Funny Uber story:
My neighbor hopped out of an unfamiliar subcompact the other day looking very confused. Turns out his car broke down at work so he called Uber. The Uber guy has a heavy accent and is driving a small junker (maybe a Russian made Lada?). He says he's from some city in Russia and isn't it great that the prez and Putin are getting along so well. Our best guess: This was a college student pranking customers or the FSB/GRU intel groups in Moscow are drinking WAY too much vodka.

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65 Re: UBER SURROUNDS BASHERVILLE on Sun Jul 16, 2017 12:11 pm

Ya think? LOL.

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66 Re: UBER SURROUNDS BASHERVILLE on Thu Jul 20, 2017 7:17 am

AlainM3C

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My guess is that it was a college student from Lomonosov Moscow State University who works for the FSB and drinks cheap vodka with his frat buddies in the basement of the Kremlin.

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