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What Are We Celebrating Today?

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1 What Are We Celebrating Today? on Thu Mar 19, 2015 4:15 pm

March 19th: ‘Poultry Day’

Poultry Day celebrates chicken, turkey and other birds we commonly consume. Chicken and turkey are lower in fats, and cholesterol than other meats, making it better for your health. They also give you your breakfast eggs.
Celebrate Poultry Day with eggs for breakfast, a chicken sandwich for lunch, and barbecue chicken for dinner. Don’t forget to cook up some chicken fingers for the kids.
Most famous Chicken: Looney Tune’s Foghorn leghorn.
Chicken Philosophy: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

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2 Re: What Are We Celebrating Today? on Thu Mar 19, 2015 7:00 pm

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Oh Yeah! I love poultry. Years ago when we lived down in Colombia, my parents bought a lil' turkey and my brothers named it and made a pet of it. Then, on Thanksgiving, they served it up. They were afraid my brothers and I would be disturbed that they'd cooked the pet turkey. My oldest brother looked up from the meal halfway through and said, "Gee, Helen sure is tough." We all agreed, but just added some more gravy and chowed down!

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3 Re: What Are We Celebrating Today? on Fri Mar 20, 2015 10:40 am

Awww...Not Helen!!!! affraid

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4 Re: What Are We Celebrating Today? on Fri Mar 20, 2015 10:43 am

March 20th: Extraterrestrial Abductions Day


Extraterrestrial Abductions Day is today. Keep one eye on the sky. And, be ready to duck, dodge, and to hide. UFO's may be everywhere, looking to abduct humans. If you are not careful, perhaps they will find you! Of course, there are more than a few people out there who are looking to be abducted by aliens, so they can travel to another planet.
Celebrate today by reading and watching science fiction stories about UFOs and Extraterrestrials. And, make sure to keep out of sight of extraterrestrials.
Most lovable alien: "ET"
Favorite alien: "My Favorite Martian"
Origin of "Extraterrestrial Abductions Day":
Our research did not find the creator, or the origin of this day. From what we have gathered, we believe the creator has been abducted. The suspects are believed to have have fled the area in a very high speed vehicle.


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5 Re: What Are We Celebrating Today? on Fri Mar 20, 2015 10:44 am

AND....today is my Much Older Brother's Birthday (RIP)
AND....today is the first day of Spring!

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6 Re: What Are We Celebrating Today? on Sun Mar 22, 2015 6:18 am

AlainM3C

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If I was an alien, I think I'd just make a reality show of what goes on with Earthlings. Abduction is kind of a pain in the neck (if aliens have one). You kidnap them and then you have to feed and water them, plus they need to be walked at least twice a day. Humans just make lousy pets. Better to get a Trible!

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7 Re: What Are We Celebrating Today? on Sun Mar 22, 2015 9:53 am

And today is a day in honor of Alain! It's National Goof Off Day!!!

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8 Re: What Are We Celebrating Today? on Sun Mar 22, 2015 2:07 pm

AlainM3C

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And that is why I'm watching hockey with a case of Foster's!

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9 Re: What Are We Celebrating Today? on Mon Mar 23, 2015 9:20 am

Yeah...but how is that different from any other day?

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10 Re: What Are We Celebrating Today? on Tue Mar 24, 2015 6:52 am

AlainM3C

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Um, Foster's is expensive. Normally I drink Rolling Rock which I can always get on sale!

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11 hydekelso on Tue Mar 24, 2015 4:55 pm

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Well I just thought of this at the last moment. Today is my step brothers 53rd Birthday.

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12 Re: What Are We Celebrating Today? on Wed Mar 25, 2015 11:32 am

AlainM3C

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A very happy Birthday to your stepbrother!

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13 Re: What Are We Celebrating Today? on Wed Mar 25, 2015 11:16 pm

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I'm celebrating passing my first DAU ACQ 203 test. cheers

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14 Re: What Are We Celebrating Today? on Thu Mar 26, 2015 10:59 am

Congrats! bounce

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15 Re: What Are We Celebrating Today? on Fri Mar 27, 2015 4:56 am

AlainM3C

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Congratulations! It must be getting hard to figure out who's an ally and who isn't these days when it comes to sales and stuff. (does DAU ACO cover that? I'm not sure...)

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16 Re: What Are We Celebrating Today? on Fri Mar 27, 2015 12:58 pm

And today is:

National Joe Day is a chance to change your name, if only for today.

Many people do not like their given name. They wish they could change it. A few actually do. On National Joe Day, it is perfectly okay to have everyone call your "Joe". Why Joe, and not Bob or Mike or Radcliffe? Simply, because everyone likes the name Joe. If you are called Joe today, we know that you're "Joe cool"!

This works well for the men out there. What about the ladies? We suggest you choose Josephine or Jody.

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17 Re: What Are We Celebrating Today? on Sun Mar 29, 2015 8:01 am

AlainM3C

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I changed my name to Jody. Somehow it didn't fit.

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18 Re: What Are We Celebrating Today? on Sun Mar 29, 2015 10:30 am

Maybe you should have tried, Joann.

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19 Re: What Are We Celebrating Today? on Tue Mar 31, 2015 11:46 am

AlainM3C

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I went with my Druid name, Getafixus Maximus. People like that one!

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20 Re: What Are We Celebrating Today? on Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:28 am

Today is April Stew's Day! I mean...April Fool's Day! Same thing, really.

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21 hydekelso on Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:00 am

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Is there such a day called "Bad Friday"?

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22 Re: What Are We Celebrating Today? on Thu Apr 02, 2015 7:23 am

AlainM3C

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Bad Friday only happens if you have to work on Saturday.

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23 Re: What Are We Celebrating Today? on Tue Jun 23, 2015 7:17 am

AlainM3C

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Today is the day the preists of the Great Horny Toad and Disciples of the Holy Bridge (which has since collapsed into the River Cedar in Iowa) celebrate their founding in 1975. Mass consumption of cheap, blessed intoxicating beverages whilst communicating with other elders of the sect will occur in the evening.

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24 Re: What Are We Celebrating Today? on Wed Jun 24, 2015 3:30 pm

Ummmm....Huh? scratch

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25 Re: What Are We Celebrating Today? on Thu Jun 25, 2015 6:43 am

AlainM3C

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Let me go back to something less confusing. Today is Thursday.

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