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1 So long Tom Brady on Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:54 pm

Hydekelso

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Looks like Tom Brady is bidding his farewell to the NFL. Well winning four of six superbowls isn't a bad way to gol.

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2 Re: So long Tom Brady on Sat Jul 18, 2015 1:31 pm

Maybe he'll take Lebron with him.

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3 Re: So long Tom Brady on Sun Jul 19, 2015 7:44 am

AlainM3C

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I didn't know Brady was leaving. Considering he's a multimillionaire, he doesn't really need the work. LeBron might switch from basketball to acting. They say he enjoyed being in that movie "Train Wreck" with Amy Schumer.

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4 Re: So long Tom Brady on Sun Jul 19, 2015 5:30 pm

Yeah, great actor he is...playing himself. I bet that took a lot of prep work.

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5 Re: So long Tom Brady on Tue Jul 21, 2015 6:51 am

AlainM3C

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If he likes acting, though, he'll move from Cleveland to Gollywood!

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6 Re: So long Tom Brady on Tue Jul 21, 2015 7:55 am

Then the Kadashians can all have him...if they haven't had him already.

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7 Re: So long Tom Brady on Wed Jul 22, 2015 5:26 am

AlainM3C

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I'm sure he's already paid all of them a "visit"!

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8 Re: So long Tom Brady on Wed Jul 22, 2015 5:27 am

AlainM3C

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He'd better watch it. They might cause him to turn jenner!

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9 Re: So long Tom Brady on Wed Jul 22, 2015 8:52 am

affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid

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10 Re: So long Tom Brady on Thu Jul 23, 2015 6:57 am

AlainM3C

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LeBronica, maybe??

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11 Re: So long Tom Brady on Thu Jul 23, 2015 11:16 am

STOP! You're scaring me! Shocked

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12 Re: So long Tom Brady on Sun Jul 26, 2015 8:17 am

AlainM3C

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No need to be scared. Give the media a couple of weeks and they'll come out with some new and totally idiotic story to amuse us with! Maybe two headed land sharks?

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13 Re: So long Tom Brady on Sun Jul 26, 2015 12:02 pm

LeBronica would probably look the same as Dennis Rodman in his wedding gown...or, is that Denise Rodman?

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14 Re: So long Tom Brady on Mon Jul 27, 2015 7:14 am

AlainM3C

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I think Rodman is so bizarre that even the transgender groups want nothing to do with him!

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15 Re: So long Tom Brady on Mon Jul 27, 2015 5:13 pm

I have a Dennis Rodman doll all decked out in his wedding dress. I'll have to check if the value has gone up any on it.
I wonder if there will be a Bruce/Caityn Jenner transformer doll will be made.

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16 Re: So long Tom Brady on Tue Jul 28, 2015 12:39 pm

AlainM3C

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Oh, they will! As soon as someone can figure out how to make it anatomically correct!

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17 Re: So long Tom Brady on Wed Jul 29, 2015 11:53 pm

Maybe they can make it like a Mr. Potato Head doll...and you can just snap on or snap off the parts you want...or don't want.

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18 Re: So long Tom Brady on Fri Jul 31, 2015 7:04 pm

AlainM3C

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Hmmmm....Mr. Potato head with an attachable carrot stick???

good grief, that's just....yuck...

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19 Re: So long Tom Brady on Fri Jul 31, 2015 7:05 pm

AlainM3C

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I think I need another brew to wash that out of my head!!

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20 Re: So long Tom Brady on Sat Aug 01, 2015 3:43 pm

NOOOO!!!! The carrot stick is for his NOSE!

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21 Re: So long Tom Brady on Sun Aug 02, 2015 2:35 pm

AlainM3C

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His nose? Well, then he can....

no, that's a joke I just can't tell!

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22 Re: So long Tom Brady on Wed Aug 05, 2015 1:30 am

That's right! You need to set a good example for the other Bashervillians!

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23 Re: So long Tom Brady on Wed Aug 05, 2015 12:28 pm

AlainM3C

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You're right! So, good, safe advice for virtual townspeople:

Never drive or operate heavy machinery under the influence of intoxicants.
DO consume intoxicants in the safety of your home, with friends and while tuned in to, say, a baseball game or other sporting event.

Never go online to contact an old girlfriend in the presence of your wife or present girlfriend.
DO tell jokes about old girlfriends when intoxicated, watching a sporting event and NOT in the presence of wife or present girlfriend.

After drinking intoxicating beverages at a social gathering of friends, be sure to keep your address in large, printed type to hand to the guy dropping you off (who presumably will deposit you at your door) so you don't accidentally try and enter your neighbor's house at 3 AM (you know, the guy who's 6'4"/235 lbs., owns guns and has a Doberman named "Slasher")!

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24 Re: So long Tom Brady on Wed Aug 05, 2015 5:00 pm

Thaaaat...wasn't quite what I meant. silent

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25 Re: So long Tom Brady on Fri Aug 07, 2015 8:22 am

AlainM3C

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How about this one?
Never serve a beer to friends that you wouldn't drink yourself.
or
If your beer is inferior and lacks a kick, add a shot of cheap gin!

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