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1 BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Sun Dec 13, 2015 11:05 pm

ejack053824

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Howdy!

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2 Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Mon Dec 14, 2015 9:26 am

Howdy stranger...where the heck have you been???? Shocked

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3 Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Mon Dec 14, 2015 1:57 pm

ejack053824

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Oh just came back from overseas and now about a year out from retirement from USAF. What are you up to?

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4 Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Mon Dec 14, 2015 6:57 pm

AlainM3C

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Good to see you, Ejack! What do they have you flying at Langley?

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5 Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Mon Dec 14, 2015 7:34 pm

ejack053824

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I actually need to change my location. I'm at Eglin AFB here in Florida now and I'm currently flying the F-22 Raptor.

Great to be back in the States!

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6 Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Tue Dec 15, 2015 8:52 am

Don't you mean, you're flying paper airplanes out the bathroom window?

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7 Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Tue Dec 15, 2015 12:03 pm

ejack053824

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I'm good at paper airplanes. Made lots of them when I was in your bathroom Basher!

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8 Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Tue Dec 15, 2015 5:43 pm

AlainM3C

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Nice area down there, Ejack! I like flying into VPS. You never worry about security. You may have already heard this (especially if you've been at Eglin before), but if you want a good prime rib, go to Pandora's in Fort Walton Beach it's right off of 98 after you cross the little bridge onto Santa Rosa Island. I stay at a Best Western near there. Don't know how there chili is, or even if they serve it. There a place near there on Santa Rosa Blvd. called Cash's (I think) that looks interesting, but I wouldn't know because my wife won't let me near the place.

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9 Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Tue Dec 15, 2015 5:43 pm

AlainM3C

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Oh, and Welcome Back!!

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10 Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Wed Dec 16, 2015 11:44 am

Interesting Island name you're on, Alain.

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11 Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Thu Dec 17, 2015 5:09 am

AlainM3C

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It's a barrier island off the coast of Virginia's eastern shore. I guess it's indian for "At's a WOMAN!" Or maybe they saw the rear end of one of the Kardasian's ancestors?

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12 Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Thu Dec 17, 2015 9:17 am

Oh yeah, I forgot to update you on the Basherville laws. The 'K' word is banned from Basherville too!

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13 Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:56 pm

AlainM3C

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Good rule!!!

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14 Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Sat Dec 19, 2015 12:49 am

Hydekelso

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How is Publix's restrooms?

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15 Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Sat Dec 19, 2015 9:41 am

Hydekelso wrote:How is Publix's restrooms?

You'll have to ask Ejack about restrooms...he's the expert on them.



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16 Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Sun Dec 20, 2015 6:26 am

AlainM3C

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I don't know much about restrooms. I use an outhouse.

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17 Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Sun Dec 27, 2015 12:34 am

Hydekelso

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I use the bushes.

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18 Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Sun Dec 27, 2015 5:33 am

AlainM3C

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I did that, too, until the day the bushes I was using turned out to be poison oak!

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19 Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Wed Jan 27, 2016 11:07 pm

ejack053824

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Hydekelso wrote:How is Publix's restrooms?

Publix restrooms are pretty clean until I get done with them. The toilet paper isn't nothing to write home about though. They stock that "John Wayne" toilet paper there. Next time I will complain to a manager.

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20 Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Wed Jan 27, 2016 11:08 pm

ejack053824

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AlainM3C wrote:I did that, too, until the day the bushes I was using turned out to be poison oak!


Doesn't get interesting until you wipe your @ss with actual poison oak like some idiot did years ago when I was going through survival training. He was hospitalized for close to a month!

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21 Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:41 am

AlainM3C

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The John Wayne TP sounds better than the poison oak method!

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22 Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Tue Feb 02, 2016 11:36 am

ejack053824 wrote:
AlainM3C wrote:I did that, too, until the day the bushes I was using turned out to be poison oak!


Doesn't get interesting until you wipe your @ss with actual poison oak like some idiot did years ago when I was going through survival training.  He was hospitalized for close to a month!


I would think being locked in a room with you for one night, would be more than enough survival training for anyone!  But that's ok...Basher still loves you!

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23 Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Tue Feb 09, 2016 11:30 am

AlainM3C

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One type of survival is as simple as farting back when farted at. It's known as AFGF, Anti-Fart Gas Farts. It's part of a strategy developed during The Cold Fart Wars known as MAD-F, Mutually Assured Destructive Farting. The US eventually won The Cold Fart War since the Soviets depended on vodka, borscht and rotted Siberian fish for their farts while we had much more effective cheap beer, pickled sardine/herring & sauerkraut farts.

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24 Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Sun Feb 14, 2016 9:48 pm

Ok...you are now banned from all communications with Ejack, until further notice!!!

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25 Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Mon Feb 15, 2016 1:03 pm

AlainM3C

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But fart technology is a vital part of National Defense!

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