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1BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! Empty BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Sun Dec 13, 2015 11:05 pm

ejack053824

ejack053824
Basherville Jester
Basherville Jester
Howdy!

2BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! Empty Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Mon Dec 14, 2015 9:26 am

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
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Howdy stranger...where the heck have you been???? Shocked

3BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! Empty Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Mon Dec 14, 2015 1:57 pm

ejack053824

ejack053824
Basherville Jester
Basherville Jester
Oh just came back from overseas and now about a year out from retirement from USAF. What are you up to?

4BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! Empty Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Mon Dec 14, 2015 6:57 pm

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
Good to see you, Ejack! What do they have you flying at Langley?

5BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! Empty Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Mon Dec 14, 2015 7:34 pm

ejack053824

ejack053824
Basherville Jester
Basherville Jester
I actually need to change my location. I'm at Eglin AFB here in Florida now and I'm currently flying the F-22 Raptor.

Great to be back in the States!

6BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! Empty Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Tue Dec 15, 2015 8:52 am

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
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Don't you mean, you're flying paper airplanes out the bathroom window?

7BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! Empty Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Tue Dec 15, 2015 12:03 pm

ejack053824

ejack053824
Basherville Jester
Basherville Jester
I'm good at paper airplanes. Made lots of them when I was in your bathroom Basher!

8BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! Empty Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Tue Dec 15, 2015 5:43 pm

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
Nice area down there, Ejack! I like flying into VPS. You never worry about security. You may have already heard this (especially if you've been at Eglin before), but if you want a good prime rib, go to Pandora's in Fort Walton Beach it's right off of 98 after you cross the little bridge onto Santa Rosa Island. I stay at a Best Western near there. Don't know how there chili is, or even if they serve it. There a place near there on Santa Rosa Blvd. called Cash's (I think) that looks interesting, but I wouldn't know because my wife won't let me near the place.

9BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! Empty Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Tue Dec 15, 2015 5:43 pm

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
Oh, and Welcome Back!!

10BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! Empty Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Wed Dec 16, 2015 11:44 am

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
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Interesting Island name you're on, Alain.

11BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! Empty Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Thu Dec 17, 2015 5:09 am

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
It's a barrier island off the coast of Virginia's eastern shore. I guess it's indian for "At's a WOMAN!" Or maybe they saw the rear end of one of the Kardasian's ancestors?

12BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! Empty Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Thu Dec 17, 2015 9:17 am

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
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Oh yeah, I forgot to update you on the Basherville laws. The 'K' word is banned from Basherville too!

13BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! Empty Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:56 pm

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
Good rule!!!

14BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! Empty Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Sat Dec 19, 2015 12:49 am

Hydekelso

Hydekelso
Knight
Knight
How is Publix's restrooms?

http://www.uberpeople.net

15BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! Empty Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Sat Dec 19, 2015 9:41 am

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
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Hydekelso wrote:How is Publix's restrooms?

You'll have to ask Ejack about restrooms...he's the expert on them.



Last edited by DebtorBasher on Sun Dec 20, 2015 9:02 am; edited 1 time in total

16BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! Empty Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Sun Dec 20, 2015 6:26 am

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
I don't know much about restrooms. I use an outhouse.

17BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! Empty Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Sun Dec 27, 2015 12:34 am

Hydekelso

Hydekelso
Knight
Knight
I use the bushes.

http://www.uberpeople.net

18BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! Empty Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Sun Dec 27, 2015 5:33 am

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
I did that, too, until the day the bushes I was using turned out to be poison oak!

19BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! Empty Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Wed Jan 27, 2016 11:07 pm

ejack053824

ejack053824
Basherville Jester
Basherville Jester
Hydekelso wrote:How is Publix's restrooms?

Publix restrooms are pretty clean until I get done with them. The toilet paper isn't nothing to write home about though. They stock that "John Wayne" toilet paper there. Next time I will complain to a manager.

20BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! Empty Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Wed Jan 27, 2016 11:08 pm

ejack053824

ejack053824
Basherville Jester
Basherville Jester
AlainM3C wrote:I did that, too, until the day the bushes I was using turned out to be poison oak!


Doesn't get interesting until you wipe your @ss with actual poison oak like some idiot did years ago when I was going through survival training. He was hospitalized for close to a month!

21BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! Empty Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:41 am

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
The John Wayne TP sounds better than the poison oak method!

22BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! Empty Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Tue Feb 02, 2016 11:36 am

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
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ejack053824 wrote:
AlainM3C wrote:I did that, too, until the day the bushes I was using turned out to be poison oak!


Doesn't get interesting until you wipe your @ss with actual poison oak like some idiot did years ago when I was going through survival training.  He was hospitalized for close to a month!


I would think being locked in a room with you for one night, would be more than enough survival training for anyone!  But that's ok...Basher still loves you!

23BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! Empty Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Tue Feb 09, 2016 11:30 am

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
One type of survival is as simple as farting back when farted at. It's known as AFGF, Anti-Fart Gas Farts. It's part of a strategy developed during The Cold Fart Wars known as MAD-F, Mutually Assured Destructive Farting. The US eventually won The Cold Fart War since the Soviets depended on vodka, borscht and rotted Siberian fish for their farts while we had much more effective cheap beer, pickled sardine/herring & sauerkraut farts.

24BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! Empty Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Sun Feb 14, 2016 9:48 pm

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
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Ok...you are now banned from all communications with Ejack, until further notice!!!

25BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! Empty Re: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! on Mon Feb 15, 2016 1:03 pm

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
But fart technology is a vital part of National Defense!

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