Happy Birthday Alain

Happy Birthday to you. When is the Bashers birthday? She's been 28 for quite some time now.

I'll bet she eats yogurt. All those yogurt commercials show these really cute gals that are actually 101 years old. And I read about it being a miracle food on the Internet. The Internet always tells the truth.

And thank you, Hydekelso! I don't feel a day older than 41! Or 51...I forget...

Happy...Happy Birthday. I hear the fireworks going off in celebration!

Thank you much! Last nights fireworks (local) were fun. Technically illegal, but enforcement isn't strict on the 4th. Neighbors smiling and saying, "Hi" and dogs and cats hiding!

Yeah, cats and dogs doesn't seem to care for that type of celebration...of course, since cats are banned from Basherville...we only have to be concerned for the other pets here. Right, Sheriff Alain who is our law enforcer? The closest thing Basherville has to a cat is Stripes, and he's a little stinker.

Stripes is a highly trained law enforcement assistant. "German Shepard? I don' need no stinkin' German Shepeerd. I got a really steenkin' Stripes!!!"
(and he comes with official black and white stripes, too!)

Well then...I guess that DOES make him official!

Want to see a protest march broken up in record time? Bring Stripes. He'll have those miscreants running for the showers in no time!

When is the "DebtorBasher"(Capital B)s birthday.

September? But according to the year of her birth, she must have been about 14 - 16 when she started posting on the Internet?
Puzzled.
She was a teenager & 28 at the same time?
Doesn't add up. Math gives me a headache.
Need aspirin and a beer.