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1 Cop vs Lawyer! on Wed Nov 01, 2017 5:25 pm

Hydekelso

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A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a traffic police. He thinks he’s smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York and has a better education than an police officer from West Virginia. The officer asks for license and registration.

The lawyer asks, “What for? Did I make a mistake?”

The officer responds, “You didn’t come to a exactly stop at the stop sign.”

The lawyer says, “I slowed down and nobody was coming.”

“You still didn’t come to a complete stop. License and registration please,” say the cop impatiently .

The lawyer says, “If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration and you can give me the traffic ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the traffic ticket.”

The cop says, “That sounds fair, please exit your car.”

The lawyer steps out and the cop takes out his nightstick and starts beating the lawyer with it.

The cop says, “Do you want me to stop or just slow down?”

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2 Re: Cop vs Lawyer! on Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:34 am

AlainM3C

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Good one! Sending this along to my pals to brighten their Monday!

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3 Re: Cop vs Lawyer! on Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:54 am

LOL....and now he knows the difference.

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4 Re: Cop vs Lawyer! on Tue Nov 07, 2017 12:31 pm

Hydekelso

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He's gonna need a lawyer!

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5 Re: Cop vs Lawyer! on Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:21 pm

AlainM3C

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Some of the best lawyer jokes I've heard come from my brother, who is a lawyer (but doesn't practice in the field anymore).

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6 Re: Cop vs Lawyer! on Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:47 am

Pizzathehut

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I always wanted to pretend to be a lawyer.

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7 Re: Cop vs Lawyer! on Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:54 am

Pizzathehut wrote:I always wanted to pretend to be a lawyer.

Maybe you can play one on TV.

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8 Re: Cop vs Lawyer! on Tue Mar 20, 2018 6:33 am

AlainM3C

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Heck, Pizzathehut, why be a pretend lawyer? The lawyers I've seen pretend they care about law!

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