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1Previous jobs Empty Previous jobs on Wed Apr 04, 2018 12:42 am

Pizzathehut

Pizzathehut
Regular Joe
Regular Joe
I once worked at a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near that place.

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2Previous jobs Empty Re: Previous jobs on Sat Apr 07, 2018 7:02 am

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
Did you have a lot of dogs hanging around there?

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3Previous jobs Empty Re: Previous jobs on Sat Apr 07, 2018 10:33 am

I once worked as a butcher....but, I just couldn't cut it.

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4Previous jobs Empty Re: Previous jobs on Tue Apr 10, 2018 5:30 am

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
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I was a gravedigger, but I didn't stand a ghost of a chance of keeping the job.


(lame. very lame.)

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5Previous jobs Empty Re: Previous jobs on Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:30 pm

Hydekelso

Hydekelso
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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.

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6Previous jobs Empty Re: Previous jobs on Thu Apr 26, 2018 3:22 am

Pizzathehut

Pizzathehut
Regular Joe
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I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there..

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7Previous jobs Empty Re: Previous jobs on Sat Apr 28, 2018 6:36 am

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
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That road is probably on Goggle and is marked as an Interstate highway...

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8Previous jobs Empty Re: Previous jobs on Sat Apr 28, 2018 11:15 am

I got a job in a health club, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

I was a cross-eyed teacher, but lost my job because I couldn't control my pupils.



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9Previous jobs Empty Re: Previous jobs on Sat Apr 28, 2018 11:29 am

I once worked at a  calendar factory, but got fired.  All I did was take a day off.

I lost my job as a bus driver, because I gave up my seat to a blind person.

I had a job tying sausages together, but I couldn't make ends meet.

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10Previous jobs Empty Re: Previous jobs on Tue May 01, 2018 11:30 pm

Hydekelso

Hydekelso
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I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.

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11Previous jobs Empty Re: Previous jobs on Thu May 03, 2018 10:23 pm

Pizzathehut

Pizzathehut
Regular Joe
Regular Joe
I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'. There was another sign below it that said 'self service'. So I hired myself. Then I made myself the boss. I gave myself a raise. I paid myself. Then I quit.

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12Previous jobs Empty Re: Previous jobs on Sat May 05, 2018 5:35 am

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
Sounds like Congress!

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13Previous jobs Empty Re: Previous jobs on Sat May 05, 2018 9:29 pm

riptt

riptt
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I am looking for a job where I can take two 6 month vacations a year.

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14Previous jobs Empty Re: Previous jobs on Tue May 08, 2018 10:15 pm

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15Previous jobs Empty Re: Previous jobs on Wed May 09, 2018 12:51 am

Hydekelso

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riptt wrote:I am looking for a job where I can take two 6 month vacations a year.

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Reminds me of the Steven Wright one liners!!!

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16Previous jobs Empty Re: Previous jobs on Sat May 12, 2018 6:10 am

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
In D.C. they have jobs where you can take paid vacations for 12 months out of the year!

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17Previous jobs Empty Re: Previous jobs on Tue May 15, 2018 5:34 pm

riptt

riptt
Regular Joe
Regular Joe
Start a business they said. It will be fun they said. They lied. Dreaming about working for the man again, instead of being the man.

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18Previous jobs Empty Re: Previous jobs on Thu May 17, 2018 5:52 am

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
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Basherville Sheriff
Self employment done right is never easy.

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19Previous jobs Empty Re: Previous jobs on Sun May 27, 2018 11:02 am

I had a job tying sausages together, but I couldn't make ends meet.

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20Previous jobs Empty Re: Previous jobs on Wed Jun 06, 2018 2:05 pm

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
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Basherville Sheriff
I had a job at a chicken farm, but it fried me.

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21Previous jobs Empty Re: Previous jobs on Mon Jun 18, 2018 11:59 am

riptt

riptt
Regular Joe
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I had a job making mustard, but I couldn't cut it.

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22Previous jobs Empty Re: Previous jobs on Mon Jun 25, 2018 6:27 pm

riptt

riptt
Regular Joe
Regular Joe
I had a job as a firefighter but I got burnt out.

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23Previous jobs Empty Re: Previous jobs on Tue Jun 26, 2018 4:54 am

Hydekelso

Hydekelso
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I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.

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24Previous jobs Empty Re: Previous jobs on Tue Jun 26, 2018 2:49 pm

Hydekelso

Hydekelso
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Knight
I’m so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity.

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25Previous jobs Empty Re: Previous jobs on Tue Jun 26, 2018 4:42 pm

Justice74

Justice74
The Hound of Basherville
The Hound of Basherville
I used to moonlight as a baker, but I always kneaded more dough.

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