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651 Re: What's for Lunch on Sat Aug 06, 2016 7:28 am

AlainM3C

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I got a homeless guy in a cell here named Otis, who says he's from Mayberry? He's volunteered to lick it.

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652 Re: What's for Lunch on Sat Aug 06, 2016 10:33 am

That will work...and it will save Basherville money by not having to print up another copy. You can cut 3 hours from Otis' jail time. He'll probably be back again tomorrow anyway.

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653 Re: What's for Lunch on Sun Aug 07, 2016 8:03 am

AlainM3C

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I will and more than likely he will be back. There's a sale in the town down the roads discount liquor shop on Mad Dog 20/20 Peach!

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654 Re: What's for Lunch on Sun Aug 07, 2016 10:40 am

Ummmm....when you say 'in the town, down the road' you DO mean on the other side of the Basherville Border in another town...right?  Because you know, there are NO liquor stores in Basherville.

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655 Re: What's for Lunch on Mon Aug 08, 2016 8:20 am

AlainM3C

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I know! That's why the guy who owns the liquor store in the next town is rich!

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656 Re: What's for Lunch on Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:59 am

Just making sure you're doing your job.

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657 Re: What's for Lunch on Tue Aug 09, 2016 4:30 pm

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AlainM3C wrote:I will and more than likely he will be back.  There's a sale in the town down the roads discount liquor shop on Mad Dog 20/20 Peach!

Speaking of Mad Dog...This ol' beagle ain't none too happy if Hillary makes it to the White House.

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658 Re: What's for Lunch on Wed Aug 10, 2016 7:08 am

AlainM3C

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How are you, Justice! Haven't seen you around for a while! Well, there's always Gary Johnson?

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659 Re: What's for Lunch on Wed Aug 10, 2016 9:57 am

Agreed Justice...that would be the end of America for sure!

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660 Re: What's for Lunch on Wed Aug 10, 2016 5:23 pm

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AlainM3C wrote:How are you, Justice!  Haven't seen you around for a while!  Well, there's always Gary Johnson?

I'm doing alright.  Just got back from vacation out in Southern California.  Didn't see John from SoCal anywhere while I was there though?

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661 Re: What's for Lunch on Thu Aug 11, 2016 7:16 am

AlainM3C

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I hope you were near the coast where it's a little cooler! The Southwest has been a frying pan lately! Was John the guy that liked surfing?

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662 Re: What's for Lunch on Thu Aug 11, 2016 10:48 am

AlainM3C wrote:I hope you were near the coast where it's a little cooler!  The Southwest has been a frying pan lately!  Was John the guy that liked surfing?    

No, Steve was the surfin' dude.

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663 Re: What's for Lunch on Fri Aug 12, 2016 7:46 am

AlainM3C

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I'm getting forgetful in my advancing age! Last night I put a full beer down and I still haven't found it!

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664 Re: What's for Lunch on Fri Aug 12, 2016 10:43 am

Well, don't look for it in Basherville because I know you know beer isn't allowed here. So, you should go outside of town and look for it.

Basherville's Beer Basher does unannounced sweeps of Basherville.  Don't make me tell you what happens if any beer is found here.



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665 Re: What's for Lunch on Fri Aug 12, 2016 11:50 am

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That's okay Alain.  You can have some of my Beagle Beer I've got stashed in the doghouse.  

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666 Re: What's for Lunch on Sat Aug 13, 2016 7:10 am

AlainM3C

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Thank you, Justice! We can kick back and trade some tales! Should we invite Basher, too?

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667 Re: What's for Lunch on Sat Aug 13, 2016 10:08 am

Alain...I'm all for Beagle Root Beer!!!
Oh...and did you notice the number of your last comment???

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668 Re: What's for Lunch on Sat Aug 13, 2016 6:07 pm

AlainM3C

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Look at that. "666". Cousin Azmadeus would be pleased (that side of the family always was a bit different?)
Root Beer is good stuff! Can I bring some Jamaican Ginger Beer, too?

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669 Re: What's for Lunch on Tue Aug 16, 2016 5:19 pm

Justice74

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Queen Bee Tea
Pirate Punch
Stew Brew
Beagle Beer
Alain Ale
Justice Juice

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670 Re: What's for Lunch on Wed Aug 17, 2016 7:45 am

AlainM3C

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I like the menu!!!
One of each, please!

Say, what beer is popular in New Mexico these days?

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671 Re: What's for Lunch on Wed Aug 17, 2016 10:49 am

Justice74 wrote:Queen Bee Tea
Pirate Punch
Stew Brew
Beagle Beer
Alain Ale
Justice Juice

Don't forget LadyLyrics Lager! drunken

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672 Re: What's for Lunch on Thu Aug 18, 2016 6:27 pm

AlainM3C

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I like that smiley face! Looks like me at 10 PM Friday night!

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673 Re: What's for Lunch on Tue Aug 23, 2016 12:47 pm

AlainM3C

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I was watching "Rat Patrol" on TV this morning. My favourite character is 'Dietrich', the German officer who's always trying to blast the Rat Patrol to bits. I like his command car, too. I think I'll get one for my wife for our anniversary. She may not want it, but it'll keep me out of her hair because me and my pals will be driving all over the neighborhood with Africa Corps caps, drinking German beer and running over "British" trash cans! Later, we'll switch roles and pretend to be British Rat Patrol guys and chase "German" cats while drinking English beer!

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674 Re: What's for Lunch on Wed Aug 24, 2016 9:54 am

Well Alain...'they' always say you should give a gift that you would want someone to give to you!!!

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675 Re: What's for Lunch on Thu Aug 25, 2016 7:45 am

AlainM3C

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That's true! However, upon some sensible reflection, maybe I'll just go with something more traditional for my wife. Flowers, dinner and something she'd like. After all, she does put up with a lot!

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