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1 Rants and Pet Peeves on Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:04 am

AlainM3C

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A short list of things annoying:

TV reporters that attempt to look and sound like they give a rat's posterior about a story when in fact they could care less since they have no soul.

Politicians - All of them.

Lagos, Nigeria - Proof that Satan exists.

TV/Radio Talk Show People and their "Experts".

The small poodle across the street that barks incessantly, attempts to bite ankles and has no brain.

The comic strip 'Mary Worth'.

Small, biting insects.

Agressive drivers that aren't dead yet, but are working on it.

Little old ladies, usually sisters, without children that say, "Oh, you don't have children? What a shame. Have you considered adoption?" - No, I haven't, you meddling biddies. Have you considered talking to a rabid Rottweiler?

Ah, now I feel better!
(disclaimer: These are only sample rants and of course, I'd never actually think or say these things!)

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2 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:23 am

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There are lots of things that annoy me too.

Here is my list:

egostical people
blatant refusal to use indicator lights
people who kiss up to the boss
people who say "stupid" about everything
lack of rain
snow
getting up @ 4am

3 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Sun Jul 15, 2012 11:18 am

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people who do not know how to merge...

the idiot that stops mid-stride blocking the narrowest
part of a sidewalk....my ego is so big, I'm the only one
in the world

the people who run into the elevator, but don't use the
door control button...but stand in front and stop those
who try to use them... we are going to the 25th, 52 or 76
fl...help us out here

people that know the newest TV serial plot twists...but know
nothing about their government or political issues that
influence their lives, futures, shopping, HDTV etc

not even trying to do a job well, but boy howdy the excuses
are better than the work....

running out of time...I have to go to bed now

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4 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Mon Jul 16, 2012 6:00 am

AlainM3C

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Onlooker? You're 87?

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5 .... on Sun Jul 22, 2012 4:22 pm

Hydekelso

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neighborhood dogs barking at 2 am

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6 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Sun Jul 22, 2012 6:12 pm

Neighbors having 'Fake' sex at 2am...'ooh, ohh...ahh,ahh' geesh, give me a break how fake can they get?...and why do they have to fake it for everyone to hear them...it's not as if they are on a stage and need to make sure the people in the upper balcony can hear them. And it's always the female you hear...makes me wonder if they even have a partner with them...good golly Miss Molly....go to sleep...you big fake!!! If you want to put on a show, then sell tickets and perform for those who care....

Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

JERRY: What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?

ELAINE: Fake, fake, fake, fake.

JERRY: I'm stunned, I'm shocked! How many times did you do this?

ELAINE: Uuuhm, all the time.

JERRY: All the time?!



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7 .... on Sun Jul 22, 2012 6:28 pm

Hydekelso

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I do recall Elaine meeting with Newman and Kramer about the dog that kept Elaine up allnight.

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8 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Sun Jul 22, 2012 10:34 pm

AlainM3C wrote:Onlooker? You're 87?

And has a Birtday tomorrow!!!
Time to bake another cake!!! cheers cheers cheers

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9 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:23 am

onlooker

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that birth date kind of cuts down on the garbage that gets dumped in to my mail box. Try a bit more than half that age.

Long term life insurance, nope
Time share in any country to chose, nope

But I also can't share good stories of:
the good old old days
just the not so old days

so no extra fibre in the cake ok!

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10 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:28 am

onlooker wrote:that birth date kind of cuts down on the garbage that gets dumped in to my mail box. Try a bit more than half that age.

Long term life insurance, nope
Time share in any country to chose, nope

But I also can't share good stories of:
the good old old days
just the not so old days

so no extra fibre in the cake ok!


LOL...but how about the AARP, Senior's matchmaking sites, funeral planning emails? LOL!

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11 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:08 am

AlainM3C

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Good idea for cutting down on junk mail, Onlooker! DB, you won't hear any fake sex sounds from the tree house! It's hard to think about sex when we're laughing like Hyenas! I told my wife to just do the ol' burn routine when I boot the bucket since it's cheap, but she didn't seem too keen on the idea. Since I'll be dead, I told her to just do whatever pleases her. It's not like I'll be objecting. Unless those Ghost Adventurer folks are right. In which case I'll be moaning, "You paid WHAT to get rid of my remains!"

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12 .... on Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:30 pm

Hydekelso

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liver

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13 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:03 pm

AlainM3C

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Fried brains, too!

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14 .... on Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:42 am

Hydekelso

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fms

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15 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:32 am

AlainM3C

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People allowing their children to run amok in public places and shops.

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16 .... on Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:18 am

Hydekelso

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the intro theme to "Rhoda".

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17 .... on Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:52 pm

Hydekelso

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my speghetti getting sneezed on

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18 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:11 pm

Hydekelso wrote:my speghetti getting sneezed on

On top of spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,
It grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze.

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19 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:56 pm

Justice74

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Too many to list...I'm just an irritable cuss.

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20 .... on Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:18 pm

Hydekelso

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mosquitos that think I'm the local blood bank

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21 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:23 pm

Having to go to the bathroom just as Project Runway is about to announce who is leaving!!!

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22 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:07 am

AlainM3C

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23 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:05 am

Justice74

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People that walk in front of the television while I'm watching a movie and ask, "what's that about", and then just keep walking by. My response is usually, "sit down and find out".

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24 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:25 am

AlainM3C wrote:DB, your Pet Peeve problem has been solved! http://www.abbeylaneantiques.com/Ceramics-and-Porcelain/Chamber-Pots


Thank you Alain...You always have the bestest advice!!!

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25 .... on Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:49 am

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fax machine paperjams

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