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876 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Sat Sep 03, 2016 6:56 pm

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50 bucks and a night in the Can. When will he ever learn?

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877 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Sun Sep 04, 2016 9:30 am

If he wants to be the Basherville's mascot...he's gonna have to make some changes.

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878 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:20 pm

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I sent Stripes to Mass today. Suudenly, he had the whole place to himself except for the priest hiding in the confession booth. So he went to confess. It took all morning. The church rectory just called. The priest will be okay, but things may not smell the same for a while. Stripes has been absolved of all sins, but the priest suggested he check out the Hindu folks since they seem to have a special affection for all manner of animals!

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879 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Mon Sep 05, 2016 11:17 am

Tell Stripes, I'm very proud of him!  We should have a surprise party in his honor. Uhh...do you think having everyone jump out at him and yell 'SURPRISE!!!"  affraid   is a good idea?

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880 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Tue Sep 06, 2016 2:51 pm

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No problem! As long as you're wearing a "Biohazard" suit!

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881 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Tue Sep 06, 2016 2:53 pm

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Stripes is helping the local police, too! He's very good at getting confessions!

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882 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Sun Sep 18, 2016 1:36 pm

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AlainM3C wrote:Stripes is helping the local police, too!  He's very good at getting confessions!

support your local cops.. bribe them!

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883 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Tue Sep 20, 2016 7:11 pm

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No need for a bribe. I know a few of them and make sure they are always at our parties (free brats and brews included!)

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884 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Wed Sep 21, 2016 10:13 am

If you can't beat them, have them join you!

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885 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Fri Sep 23, 2016 5:51 am

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They always have some really funny stories to tell!

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886 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Wed Jan 25, 2017 3:12 pm

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Alternative facts do not exist. They never happened.

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887 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:54 am

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I wanted to rant about something here, but someone on Twit or Faceshnook always beats me to it!

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888 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:34 pm

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I love Melissa's version of Sean Spicer. Its hysterical.

https://youtu.be/1Dvo6EHEJQE

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889 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Tue Feb 07, 2017 12:45 pm

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Hilarious!!

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890 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:33 pm

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The actress Christine (?) (the one who played Leonard's mom on Big bang theory) is going to play Betsy DeVos (Capital V). on SNL. That should be interesting.

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891 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Sat Feb 11, 2017 6:00 am

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That should be fun! With the current crazy stuff in D.C., SNL will have a lot of material to draw from!

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892 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Thu Feb 23, 2017 7:15 am

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Give a man a fish, he has a meal for a day. Teach a man how to fish and he may curse his luck forever.

The meek shall inherit the Earth but they won't be the favorites in the Superbowl.

Politics and alcohol taken to excess bring on similar mental derangement but at least bottles of alcohol come with a warning label.

WHEN MEN ARE MEN, WOMEN USUALLY KNOW BETTER.
Quotes from Reg Henry of Carmel, California

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893 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:17 pm

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KellyAnne could play herself on SNL!

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894 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Tue Feb 28, 2017 6:02 am

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KellyAnne and Steve Bannon would be fun guest hosts for SNL!

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895 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Wed Mar 01, 2017 7:16 pm

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Yes they would. I heard that Rosie O'Donnell might play Bannon. I love the grim reaper version of him though.

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896 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Thu Mar 02, 2017 6:08 am

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Rosie would have fun with that! Bannon likes dark places.

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897 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Sat May 27, 2017 7:47 am

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Useless Factoid:
On this day in 927, Simeon I of Bulgaria died. Bulgarians attended his funeral and then spent the next year drinking really cheap wine.

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898 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Wed May 31, 2017 12:51 am

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I wish they would suspend Trump's twitter account.

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899 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Sat Jun 03, 2017 7:26 am

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But then how would we know what the latest executive orders are?

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900 Re: Rants and Pet Peeves on Sat Jun 03, 2017 9:04 am

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AlainM3C wrote:But then how would we know what the latest executive orders are?

Breibart or foxnews.

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