Dear Abby Landers,
I am a successful political woman and famous attorney in my own right. Some people say I got here by riding my husband's coat tails, but that is not true. The common people really like me and want me to be their next president. Do I have a chance?
The "Common People" that you refer to do not like you. They called you "Billary" for years. They think your daughter has a horse face. They think you don't mind Bill's affairs because you never put out for him for years. They think you were boinking Monica also and are a closet dyke. Outside of a few media people, everyone hates your guts and hoped you fail miserably. They all wish that there was a button in the voting booth that said "anyone but Hillary." No, you don't have a chance.