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Jokes That Will Make You Pee In Your Pants...

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Hydekelso
DebtorBasher
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DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
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Justice74 wrote:
AlainM3C wrote:The thing about cathouses is, Ya gotta make sure all them kittens have had their shots!
Are those kitties allowed in Basherville?

NO!!!!!!

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff

Aw, Come on! After all, Matt Dillon on Gunsmoke loved Miss Kitty! And, b'golly, I believe that she was a right proper woman!

Pizzathehut

Pizzathehut
Basherville Cat Catcher
Basherville Cat Catcher

I wonder if the Basher likes turtles or chimpanzees.

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
Admin

Pizzathehut wrote:I wonder if the Basher likes turtles or chimpanzees.

Turtles stink and Chimps are mean.

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff

I like Terrapins!
Especially in soup!

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
Admin

AlainM3C wrote:I like Terrapins!
Especially in soup!

Don't give the Soup Nazi any ideas.

Justice74

Justice74
The Hound of Basherville
The Hound of Basherville

I'm not the sharpest beagle in the bunch, but if cats aren't allowed in Basherville, then Alain best be looking for a new avatar. You make one exception and soon enough the flood gates are open and total chaos and pandemonium ensues. Unless, however, we aren't actually residing in Basherville. This whole time the queen neglected to mention she had fallen behind on her dues, and the gates to Basherville closed many moons ago. If you needed help on the rent you could've just asked. I've got a bag full of dirty nickels I buried somewhere. Or, the other option, and the more plausible of the bunch, is that none of this really exists except in my delusional mind. You are all just characters and a figment of my imagination that I've created in order to cope with the loss of the community board in My3Cents.

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
Admin

Big cats of the wild are always allowed...but those pesky, evil domesticated cats....they know not to cross into the Basherville territory. Stripes is our border control.....and a fine job he is doing. He carries a 'special' spray with him at all times and he isn't afraid to use it.

Justice74

Justice74
The Hound of Basherville
The Hound of Basherville

DebtorBasher wrote:Big cats of the wild are always allowed...

Did you hear that Ript? You can take the bag off your head now. No more hiding in shame. I am woman, hear me roar!

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff

Don't mess with Tiggers. They always win!

By the way, Justice, I am a figment of your imagination, but I give great free advice on any subject(this offer not available in most states, particularly the ones that may have warrants for my detainment!)

riptt

riptt
Regular Joe
Regular Joe

Justice74 wrote:
DebtorBasher wrote:Big cats of the wild are always allowed...

Did you hear that Ript? You can take the bag off your head now. No more hiding in shame. I am woman, hear me roar!

Have to get my girl Friday-Thursday to create an avatar for me.

Sent from Topic'it App

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff

A Tiger, maybe?

riptt

riptt
Regular Joe
Regular Joe

AlainM3C wrote:A Tiger, maybe?
But of course. I may have mellowed, but not by much!

Sent from Topic'it App

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff

Mellowing is fine, but it is always a good idea to keep a roar in reserve for special occasions!

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
Admin

I told my wife the our phones were spying on us.

"Nonsense" she said. I laughed. She laughed. Siri laughed. Alexa laughed.

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff

And that is why I don't have all that stuff!

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
Admin

Same here, Alain. Don't need machines talking to me.

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff

Talking machines. What an absurdity! I've discussed this with my friend the pink elephant who periodically stops in to see me and he agrees!

Hydekelso

Hydekelso
Deputy
Deputy

What do you call someone with no body, and no nose?
Nobody knows.

http://www.uberpeople.net

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff

I told this one to my wife. She said I had no body (worth looking at) and punched me in the nose.
[Really, she loved it!]

Hydekelso

Hydekelso
Deputy
Deputy

Someday last week was national pig day. I said that to a pig and he handcuffed me.

http://www.uberpeople.net

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff

I sent this one to my friends in the D.C. area. They loved it!

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff

Cats can recognize 120 commands.
They refuse to do any of them.

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff

A small plane flying to Chicago has 3 passengers: An old minister, a genius and a hippie.
The planes loses both engines.
The pilot comes out and says, "We are taking 2 parachutes. That leaves 2 for the rest of you." and then he and the co-pilot jump out.
The genius says, "I am too smart to die!" then grabs a 'chute and jumps.
The minister says to the hippie, "You take the last parachute, my son. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you."
The hippie says, "Don't worry about that, Reverend. The genius just took my back-pack full of dirty laundry. There are still two parachutes left!"

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DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
Don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.

Why is it so easy to track Santa on Christmas Eve?
Because he always accepts cookies.

My kids asked for a puppy for Christmas and cried for days afterwards.....next year I will just get a turkey as usual.

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