Lebron James signs with Cleveland!

See, that's your fault. You should never have gradeeeated from the 5th!

Heck, the school wanted me to skip 5th and go to 6th, but my parents knew better. Even back then, the media was kind of obnoxious. Still, it wasn't as awful as it is now!

HaHa....LeBron lost again lastnight! Yes, I say, 'Lebron' not 'The Cavs'. It's so funny to see him trying to sneak off into the dressing room without looking at the cameras. When they win, he milks the camera for all he can. I hate to see the 'team' lose, but as long as LeCryBaby is on the team...well...I gotta see them lose.

It just hurts me to hear of a poor, deprived multimillionaire in emotional distress. Perhaps United Way can help him?

And yet...another loss! I think I'm finally starting to enjoy Basketball! Never thought I'd say THAT!

If they keep on losing, you'll be getting tickets to the games just to mock LeBron!

Well, they have been giving tickets away, left and right!

Maybe they need to give away 'Judy' dolls like the one from Hydekelso's post in Soapbox!

Ok, now I'm on my way there to check it out.

I found a college basketball team you'll really enjoy supporting! It's the Rhode Island School of Design. Their mascot (no kidding) is "Scrotie the Nads". The nickname for their basketball team is, of course, "The Balls". And to top it off, their cheerleaders refer to themselves as "Jock Straps"!

That's a joke...right? Yeah, it is...tell me it is!

No joke. Scrotie is real! There's also "Charlie Choker" (Grays Harbor College) and "Keggie the Keg (Dartmouth College - I went to some excellent parties there!)

Will someone PLEASE put some Superglue on Lebron's mouth piece?  My Dad's been watching the games lately and every time they show Idiot James, he's got that stupid mouth guard hanging out of his big ugly mouth...it makes me gag. Man-O-Man, I wish he will leave Cleveland for good!  Now, that I've actually seen him play, I have to wonder what's so great about him.  I've seen high school kids play better. He's too old, too ugly and too full of himself to be called a 'team' ... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....so much more to say...but, I'll save some for another time.

Maybe LeBron and Tommy Brady ought to get together. I hear Gisele is so mad at Tommy for getting caught, he won't be getting any....{CENSORED} for a month!

Man-O-Man everything is very quiet in Cleveland...it's so nice not hearing about Lebron James all day long. Nope, he doesn't want to be in the spotlight as a loser. LOL....I was so happy HE lost lastnight. When Love and Irving or whatever his name is, wasn't playing, Lebron said (when they won a game), that they didn't need them...the media said Lebron didn't need them...well, guess what their excuse is now...yup...'oh boo hoo, if Love and Irving was playing, we would have won..boo hoo hoo hoo.' And, 'oh, Lebron is exhausted'...yeah, playing a game he gets millions to play? Then he should stop partying at night and get his beauty sleep...

LeBron was wrong. He did need them. Like Icarus in Greek mythology, he flew too close to the sun, his wings melted and he fell into the sea. Or in LeBron's case, a mud puddle.

Maybe LeBron might be willing to sign with the Browns?

I keep telling my Dad, if the Browns played by the Basher's rules, we'd be winning the Superbowl. But do they? NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo they don't.

Actually, if Cleveland hadn't gotten so many penalties, I think they would have taken the Steelers. Their QB is not all that bad. Um. what are Basher rules, by the way?

Better late than never....just noticed your question went unanswered.
It's simple,the Basher Rules are the right rules to be used for the Browns to win and go to the Superbowl and win the Superbowl!!!

If Leicester can win the Premier League soccer title at 5000 to 1, why not the Browns win the Superbowl?

That's the spirit!!!

Secretly, even Pittsburgh likes to see the Browns win (as long as it's not against the Steelers). And everyone here roots for them when they play Brady and the Patriots!

All we are hearing about around here is stupid LeBron. Now, he's going to be in that movie Space Jam that Michael Jordon was in years ago. Blah, Blah, Blah!!!

I liked the original Space Jam (saw it on TV-I wouldn't pay to see it in a theater since I'm cheap!) If LeBron wanted to do a movie, he at least could have tried to do one that was original. Not that I would bother to look at it.