Posts : 3915 Join date : 2012-06-20 Age : 70 Location : Lickskillet, Kentucky
I sent Stripes to Mass today. Suudenly, he had the whole place to himself except for the priest hiding in the confession booth. So he went to confess. It took all morning. The church rectory just called. The priest will be okay, but things may not smell the same for a while. Stripes has been absolved of all sins, but the priest suggested he check out the Hindu folks since they seem to have a special affection for all manner of animals!