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DWIGHT HOWARD DECIDES ON HOUSTON!

Well, D12 finally made his decision. They say it was such a blow to the Lakers, and as a Celtics fan, normally I would swim in a pool of joy over this. But I never liked Howard in the first place, and I always thought of him as an underachieving cancer stick. So I think the Lakers are much better off without him. He presented extremely poor team chemistry and was usually whining about touches and stuff. An athlete of his stature should DOMINATE the game. But he doesn't have the fire or passion to impose his will. If he had half the heart of a Dennis Rodman, he'd be unstoppable. But he doesn't. He never will. You just can't teach that.

The Rockets seem pretty pleased with the trade and seem to think it will give them a chance to give serious competition to San Antonio, Oklahoma & Miami. I don't know a lot about basketball, but I do get the feeling that Kobe Bryant is really happy to see Howard go elsewhere. It didn't look like those two liked each other one heck of a lot!

Has Dennis Rodman taken the new job of ambassador to North Korea yet?

Rodman is a goof. He's just after attention. There is more to the story of him being at that basketball game with Jong. He's just making it seem as though that's why he went over there.

I have a Dennis Rodman doll...make up, wedding dress and all!

If Dennis Rodman and Barbie mated, what would the child look like?

AlainM3C wrote:If Dennis Rodman and Barbie mated, what would the child look like?

Now THERE'S a photochop challenge!

*Skipping off to the drawing board*

Say, while you're chopping, I heard that LeBron James is returning to Cleveland.  Just thought I'd pass that along....

AlainM3C wrote:Say, while you're chopping, I heard that LeBron James is returning to Cleveland.  Just thought I'd pass that along....

  DON'T MAKE ME DE-BADGE YOU!!!!!!!!  

Just seeing if you were awake!

Well, now you know!

If you combined the DNA of Dennis Rodman, LeBron and, say, Miley Cyrus, what would the spawn look like?

Just wondering...

I don't want to know the answer to that one!

I picturing something like a hermaphrodite Klingon with really ugly makeup, maybe...