Cleveland Indians ! ! !

Who is still in the running?
As the Basherville Bookie, are you taking bets?

I thought YOU were the bookie?!!

YOU are the one that's been taking everyone's money!

But that's not gambling money. It's honest bribes!

Basherville is bribeless!

Um...they were tips for a job well done...?

Ummm...you only had one Official Basherville assignment since you were put into office! That assignment was to catch and evict that nakked man running around town that was caught on tape. If he was the one that gave you a tip, I want to know where he had his money stashed.

The President is more concerned over the 'Redskins' name and log be offensive than tending to the business of the country's...So, of course, the old, 'We are offended by Chief Wahoo' came back to surface.

If they are going to complain about that...then I'm going to complain about the 'Fighting Irish' mascot/logo! They are making us Irish come across is fighting all the time...and we don't...and I will fight to the end to prove it too!!! I'll show them!!!

Oh...and I guess I'm going to place my bet on The Atlanta Braves. I like that their uniforms are the same color and similar as our Indians..and well...Chiefs...Indians...why not? And I like hearing them when they do the Tomahawk Chop....

Those foam tomahawks the Braves sell used to be made by a Cherokee owned company. Maybe they still are. Political correctness has it's place. In good jokes, mostly! Since I'm of English, Welsh, Irish, German, Polish, French, and Scots background, I think I ought to get some sort of assistance. Come to think of it, maybe my ancestors could have used assistance getting to the corner pharmacy to pick up some con...nevermind..

St. Lou offs the Pirates in game 5. Guess I'm a Cardinal fan, now!

You sound like a fan with no home.

I'm not very dedicated, that's for sure! When the sports franchises pay me to support them, I'll happily be a fanatical fan!

How about them Tigers???

My niece and her husband are in Boston, so my wife and I are picking the Tigers over the Red Sox. Got a dollar on each game and a chance to teach the younger folks a lesson. Go Tigers!

I can not support the Tigers...not as long as Prince UnCharming in playing for them.

I can not support the Tigers...not as long as Prince UnCharming in playing for them.

Then go with St. Louie-They're up 20 in the series with the Dodgers!

Well, how 'bout that. The Cards are in.

Is DeRiot out of the picture yet?

Yep! It's gonna be the Sox and the Cards. Think I'll go with the Cards.

Yeah...I think I'll go for the Cards as well. Since LA is in CA and CA is full of yucky sunshine and stinky hot weather and the Cardinal is our State bird.

Well, LA has been eliminated, but Cardinals are a pretty bird, so that's reason enough to support 'em over the Red Sox. Plus, my wife hates the beards the Sox players have grown. Makes 'em look like an Amish softball team.

Oh wait...so it's between St. Louis and Boston? Hmmmmm...Boston DOES have great 'Boston Baked Beans'...candy coated peanuts. And Boston is in Mass. which is the home of Salem...where the witches fly through the air on their brooms. I might have to go for them. I do agree with your wife and the scragglily facial hair though.

The Bearded Batsmen From Beantown