Basherville Has It's First General ! ! !

Congrates to our very own Alain...the first General Of Basherville!!!

DebtorBasher wrote: Congrates to our very own Alain...the first General Of Basherville!!!

I hope he leads us to victory!!!

Well, thank you! Now, I need to find out how to get a banana republic. Maybe in the Acme catalogue that Wiley Coyote uses? Just some minor questions, though. What am I leading and where's it going? Also, what's the best way to get bribes and goodies?

Speaking of goodies, that witch gal has some! If I was younger & single....

AlainM3C wrote:Speaking of goodies, that witch gal has some! If I was younger & single....

If you were younger? Heck...she's 128 years old!!!

128! Wow, she's an extreme cougar, then!

And happier than a Witch in a broom factory! LOL...I love that commercial!

That's one of the commercials I leave the sound on for! By the way, it turns out that I couldn't get a date with the witch even if I was my younger, studly self. She's my Great Grandmother!

Congrats on your new ranking General! Be careful not to let it go to your head though. If it gets too swelled, it will become lopsided, causing an imbalance and result in a possible fall from the tree.

No problem! I've been unbalanced for a while now and it's a pretty good bet I'm oughta my tree in more ways than one!

Kind of quiet around here lately.

AlainM3C wrote:Kind of quiet around here lately.

Shhhhhh....don't wake up the children!!!

Good to see you back! Hope the connection problem is better! *tucking the kids in*

It's NOT any better. Stupid AT&T Uverse! I HATE IT. I get disconnected more often than I ever did with my AT&T DSL service....but because of that STUPID Magic Jack that screwed up not only my phone service with AT&T, but my DSL service as well. Once Magic Jack disconnected my AT&T service WITHOUT my permission, I can not get the DSL back and HAD to go to Uverse. I'm losing my connection at least 8 times a day. Sometimes, if I'm lucky I can hit the 'repair' button and fix it...but many times the repair won't work and I just have to sit and wait.

*Handing you a large hammer*

Say, I noticed Ejack reappeared on M3C. I didn't know he was hanging out in Afghanistan.

Yeah...I keep telling him to 'zip up'...but he insists on hanging out!

Nuts. they chucked the Hormel post. Now I'll never know if camel meat is good in chili!

Yeah, and I don't know why...after all, it WAS a Hormel review and he only spoke the truth about them! Camel squirts and all!

I invited him to join us here, but I don't think he got the message yet.

It would be fun if he joined us! I'm not too worried about the camel chili, though. It turns out that there aren't a lot of camels here in P'burgh. My neighbor Ahmed has one, but he uses it to get to work. Maybe when it gets old...

I had a neighbor that had a camel in his back yard. It was so funny, seeing it's long neck looking over the fence...yeah, this was right on a Cleveland residential street! He also had a cub bear, a chimp, snake...and who knows what else in that house!!! Oh yeah, I happened to be looking out my window when the camel was delivered (In fact there were two)...and it was delivered by a Sheik...

Damn, DB, camels, chimps and snakes next door?! I'll never complain about my neighbor's idiot barking dog again!

Say, are you gonna marry the sheik?

Nah, not next door....they were across the street from me...that makes all the difference in the world....LOL!

Makes a perverted guy living in a treehouse in the back yard seem kinda tame, doesn't it?