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Yes, it's bowl time again for America's college football teams! And you don't even need a winning record to be in one! Yep, in the old days there were only bowl games like the Orange, Cotton, Sugar, etc. reserved for teams that could actually play football and were good at it. But now, you can see a bowl named after a restaurant or a muffler shop and see a pathetic matchup between teams that could barely blow their noses right!
My pick for this years Toilet Classic:
BBVA Compass Bowl
University of Pittsburgh (6-6)
versus
University of Mississippi (6-6)
I don't know much about Mississippi's team except that their school is in Mississippi, a swampy state with lots of poisonous snakes and spiders that even the Confederacy wasn't sure it wanted. As for Pittsburgh, they are famous for only being able to keep coaches for maybe a year or less and for their players continually being arrested in or about P'burgh's South Side bars on charges ranging from assault to vomiting while intoxicated on police officers in public. It's a brilliant group of student/athletes (some of whom can actually read and communicate in short, simple sentences), most of whom purportedly study criminal justice from the inside out. The goal of their football players is to eventually find jobs in shoe stores like their hero, Al Bundy of 'Married, With Children'.
My pick for this years Toilet Classic:
BBVA Compass Bowl
University of Pittsburgh (6-6)
versus
University of Mississippi (6-6)
I don't know much about Mississippi's team except that their school is in Mississippi, a swampy state with lots of poisonous snakes and spiders that even the Confederacy wasn't sure it wanted. As for Pittsburgh, they are famous for only being able to keep coaches for maybe a year or less and for their players continually being arrested in or about P'burgh's South Side bars on charges ranging from assault to vomiting while intoxicated on police officers in public. It's a brilliant group of student/athletes (some of whom can actually read and communicate in short, simple sentences), most of whom purportedly study criminal justice from the inside out. The goal of their football players is to eventually find jobs in shoe stores like their hero, Al Bundy of 'Married, With Children'.
