College Toilet Bowls

COLLEGE TOILET BOWLS 2017-2018:
Hard to pick 'em, but I'll try...

Runner ups:
Raycom Media Camelia Bowl, played in the 'Crampton Bowl' (?)-
Arkansas State (7-4) versus Middle Tennessee (6-6)
perks: Free pillows and Moonshine in gallon plastic jugs) served at gates.

Auto Nation Cure Bowl played in 'Camping World Stadium' (Huh?)
Western Kentucky (6-6) versus Georgia Sate (6-5)
perks: Free Beans 'n' Beer! Lighters given out at half time for spectacular "Blow Out" show! (TP sold at convenient locations for $20 per roll)

#1 Toilet Bowl this year [based on win-loss record] (with schools that you've actually heard something about)
Military Bowl
University of Virginia (6-6) versus Navy (6-6)
perks: A place to go if you have absolutely nothing else to do that day.

What kind of bowl are the Cleveland Browns' going to be in?

The LeBron James Consolation Bowl?

LeBron James is a six foot pile of poop!

Ya might be right, but he makes a pile of money!

And his little turds are going to grow up just like him.

Yep!

Alabama versus Georgia tonight! Go Georgia! (I like peaches and their mascot, Uga the Bulldog, is so ugly he even makes me look handsome by comparison!)

Once again I have jinxed a team by supporting it. This is why I don't gamble!
Last play of the game, in OT, and an Alabama freshman throws to a freshman and makes a TD.

How about a Justice Bowl? I'd ask for a Beagle Bowl, but then Stewie would probably just post a picture of a dog dish. There's one in every crowd!

And who's in charge of decorations around here? Christmas is long gone...Geesh, tough finding good help these days.

A Justice Bowl would be good! Maybe a Justice Golf Tournament, too?

I think DB's the banner person. Whatever gets put up, more leg and less clo...nevermind...

Welllll....we are now having Christmas weather, soooo...ok, ok...I'll change the banner. Geesh-O-Man! Let's see now, after Christmas is New Years...Ok...New Year Banner it is! After all it really is a new year all year around Right? Of course I'm right...I'm The Basher with a capital 'B'!

How about a "Stewie" Bowl !!

Good idea! What teams will be playing in it?

The 2018-2019 Toilet Bowls are here!
Lots of honorable mentions, but the clear leader is:

The Texas Bowl.
Baylor, at 6-6, will face off Vanderbilt, also 6-6, and the only guarantee is that one of them will get a winning record at the end. However, you probably can still get some Lone Star beer and good chili here which would make this Toilet Bowl somewhat interesting. Suggestion: Bring nose plugs as beer 'n' chili can cause some potent gas!


Others:
Cheez-It Bowl:
Cal, 7-5 versus TCU, 6-6: Not sure if the Cheez-It's will be worth it.

Quick Lane Bowl:
Hopefully this won't be played in Minnesota!

Cure Bowl:
Tulane, 6-6 versus Louisiana, 7-6
Possibly serving a decent alligator sandwich?