Happy Birthday, Alain!!!

Amazingly enough, the Pirates won, too! I think the Indians will do much better than the Pirates this year. They've lost about 9 out of their last 10 games!

A balk....geesh....the poor pitcher's can't even have the hiccups.

They don't care how you win the game as long as you win! We haven't decided whether to have hot dogs or hamburgers for Memorial Day. What are you having?

And yet ANOTHER 13 inning game win lastnight against Baltimore!   

We were gonna both hotdogs and burgers...but, I decided since I can buy the double decker hamburger buns like they use for the Big Macs...then, burgers will be enough with some home made fries and baked beans. But, no outdoor cooking...Basher doesn't do bugs!

We're going with hot dogs, potato sald and chips 'n' dip. On Tuesday we'll begin extra exercising to lose weight before gaining it again on July 4th!

Have a happy and bug free Memorial Day weekend!

I got the recipe for Outback Steakhouse's dip for their blooming onion...I'm not making a blooming onion, but will have onion rings...REAL onion rings, not mushed up onion formed into a ring. I also have McDonald's Big Mac sauce recipe for our burgers.

Sounds like some good eats at your place! Real onion rings are 100% better than those diced things! We added Klondike bars to our menu. First person to ask, "What will you do for a Klondike bar?" and I'm going to quietly stand up and take my clothes off!

Hey Alain....What will you do for a Klondike bar?  

(Was that too predictable or was that a set up?)

Perfect timing, actually! I'm naked and I am having a Klondike Bar. Fortunately, it's also 5:40 AM so nobody is around to see me naked!

Yeah but, it can become a sticky mess once that ice cream starts to melt and drip ...oh wait...you have your wife there to...uh...ok, proceed.

And that's exactly what happened!

I know...you see, peeping works both ways!  

And here I thought the noise outside the window was just the wind!

No, that was my nose whistling when I started to breathe heavily.

I thought the heavy breathing was me! Well, actually I thought the cat was under the bed snoring, but...

Oh..umm..yeah..it was the cat! ALWAYS blame the cat!

Cats are convenient for taking the blame for anything. They don't mind whether they did it or not. Cats feel no guilt. In fact, they delight in ticking people off. I love my cat, but let's face it, all cats are a**holes!