For PizzaTheHut....

How come they don't have flight attendants like this on any of the United planes I fly on?

You do know who that is, don't you? Take your eyes off her and look at the plane...THE PLANE! THE PLANE!

You're right. That's not United. That does make a difference! AF1 isn't too bad. They're always on time, have never lost my luggage and their seats are pretty comfortable. The service is good, too. Coffee isn't bad, snacks are okay and the drinks are free (except they aren't real keen on letting you have more than one). The attendants are very efficient, but they all have uniforms or suits. I suppose I'd be willing to fly them again, but it is kind of a hassle getting a seat on their flights...

Also, while the gal in the picture looks familiar, I've never seen her among the usual flight attendants. With an outfit like that, I know I would have remembered her. Maybe she was seated with the quiet guy in the first class cabin?

Ok...stop looking at the plane and look at the female...does the name 'Michelle Obama' ring a bell?

Why, it is her! Gee, I wish she'd wear that outfit in the Rose Garden! (I'll bet Barry agrees!)

Barry?

Barack prefers 'Barry' when he's among friends!

Oh, I guess that's why I didn't know he was Barry...He's not got a friend in me!

Well, I called his house to talk to him and they hung up on me. I told them I was a personal pal of Barry's and I wanted to book a ride on the airplane with the cute attendent named 'Michelle' and the boogers had the nerve to hang up on me! I'm insulted. That's the last time I fly on their airline!!

Geesh...sounds like they need an attitude adjustment!

Makes me so annoyed, I'd almost be willing to fly Spirit. But I'm not that desperate, yet!

I just came back here to see what we were talking about in 2014...

What's all this talk about pizza? Is the Basher delivering us some?

Uber will deliver your pizza for you.

I didn't know what to do for dinner tonight. Pizza is a great idea!! And Basher's paying? Cool!

Basher doesn't pay for cardboard pizza....Basher makes her own, yummy, hot, gooey pizza!!!

Sounds great! Do you deliver? Also, we'll need a couple of sixes of St. Pauli Girl to go with that!

Or you can substitute some Heineken, instead. Say, since we're pals, we don't need to tip you, right?

Well send some this way soon, before I move to Montana or Oregon or something.

AlainM3C wrote:Or you can substitute some Heineken, instead.  Say, since we're pals, we don't need to tip you, right?

Alain...do you want me to put you through a 6 month re-training course about the drinking rules in Basherville?

No need to! I know there's no drinking of intoxicants within village limits! So I make sure that everything like that (which I can neither confirm or deny happens) is outside village limits!

Hydekelso? Montana?

maybe not montana, I just felt like adding that in.