For PizzaTheHut....

Montana is nice country! It gets really cold in winter, though!!

The guy sitting in Alaska is talking about Montana being cold....

That's why I never visit Alaska or Montana in the winter! Also, flying into those places in winter can be a bad experience!

You can be an Ice Road Trucker!

I can't even drive a large pick-up properly. No way am I going to get behind the wheel of a big rig in winter!

It's not like there's a lot of traffic!

It's too scary up there. I hear they have gangs of mooses driving snowmobiles that terrorize drivers on the frozen roads! And I know the infamous Muk-Tuk-Nyuk-Nyuk-Nyuk Inuit gang charges 'protection' fees, too!

OH....I've never heard about them! They must try to stay out of the public's eye.

Their original leader was Curly Nyuk-Nyuk-Nyuk. He offed the previous Inuit gansters, Moe & Larry!

DebtorBasher wrote:

Thanks for the dedication!

AlainM3C wrote:Their original leader was Curly Nyuk-Nyuk-Nyuk.  He offed the previous Inuit gansters, Moe & Larry!

I always thought Moe was the leader. He always seem to be the most head-strong out of the trio.

I've always thought Moe was the leader too.

Moe and Larry tried to be leaders, but they got too comfortable. Curly put a hit on them when they were eating seal steaks at the Igloo Club.

AlainM3C wrote:Moe and Larry tried to be leaders, but they got too comfortable.  Curly put a hit on them when they were eating seal steaks at the Igloo Club.

Nuk! Nuk! Nuk!

In "The Godfather", they put a horse head in the guy's bed. In Don Curly's territory, they use a Moose head!

DebtorBasher wrote:Oh, I guess that's why I didn't know he was Barry...He's not got a friend in me!

Trump is a lot worse. Even George W Bush out classed the Donald.

Myself and my miscreant pals passed through Montana many, many moons ago and rescued a rancher's calf who had gotten through a fence and was standing in the highway. He was so happy with us, he had us stay the night and his wife cooked up a huge meal while we drank whisky and target practiced off his front porch. Now that was a fun party!

AlainM3C wrote:Myself and my miscreant pals passed through Montana many, many moons ago and rescued a rancher's calf who had gotten through a fence and was standing in the highway.  He was so happy with us, he had us stay the night and his wife cooked up a huge meal while we drank whisky and target practiced off his front porch.  Now that was a fun party!

I had to read that twice...the first time, I thought you were downing some Moonshine...saying the calf was so happy he had you stay the night and his wife cooked you up a huge meal. I hope it wasn't the calf she cooked up for you.

Oh God, we never even thought about that. Come to think of it, we never did see the calf when we left the next day....

Oh well, if it was the calf, he was mighty tender and tasty!

That was probably the reason it was trying to escape through the fence.

I guess that explains the brand it had on it: USDA Prime.

Has anyone seen the movie "Spaceballs" ? I'm one of the main stars. Jabba (thehut) can eat his heart out.

I saw Spaceballs! Loved that movie!

AlainM3C wrote:I saw Spaceballs!  Loved that movie!

May "The Schwartz" be with you.

Mel Brooks made excellent movies!