Taxi 101 no more

Looks like I'm going to have to find another cab company to work for in Lincoln City Oregon. This is the first I ever got fired from job and via text. This one couple (whom I refer to as "special snowflakes) expect you to stop while they take a half and hour in the store and not get charged for it. It's like working without getting paid. Anyways I'm also looking in Salem Oregon. I usually do better with the big companies then the small ones.

Why don't you get a job driving senor citizens to doctor appointments? Companies like that are always looking for drivers.

DebtorBasher wrote:Why don't you get a job driving senor citizens to doctor appointments?  Companies like that are always looking for drivers.

Good idea. Not as much money in that, but they're far more appreciative then drunks are.

And the seniors probably wouldn't puke in the cab...

And safer too...I haven't heard any reports of them being robbed by their riders.

I don't know...Some of those seniors can get pretty cranky!

Driving Old Fart around can be entertaining though.

I wonder what it would be like to drive a Taxi in BasherVille. Is there a capital V for that or not?

No, just a capital 'B'.

This is looking like the grammar rules they tried to teach me in English 101!

Tried?

I wasn't the best student. But if they had graded me on sleeping in class, I would have gotten all "A's"!

As a friend of mine once said, "They gives ya books. They gives ya pencils and pens...and ya still don't learn nuthin'!"
(He was a proud graduate of the U of Nevada-Reno, where I think he majored in gambling and brothel management)

Must have been where Lidman graduated.

Could be. I hear brothel management is a particularly difficult course.

...and goat farming.

or building reactors

I built a mini-nuclear reactor with my erector set when I was a kid. It melted down and left a hole in the basement floor. I think it may have ended up in China. My Dad was very mad at me.

Alain...that could have been the start of an amazing career for you.

Now I am driving for "Happy CAb", (Taxi 101's) main rival.

Sweet revenge!

If you can't join them, beat them.

Thinking about previous statement. There's a joke hiding there someplace...

Almost completed my first shift at "HappyCab".

Are you a 'Happy Cabber'?
Life is a Cab-erray!