Rants and Pet Peeves

I voted for Trump and I'd vote for him again. But, I don't think the President of the US should be posting on social media.

I'm not much for any elected official posting on social media, except for basic communication and profile. It's a lousy platform for policy. As far as Twitter comments by the president, I have no criticism since I have no Twit account and no intention of getting one.

I voted for Al Bundy. I wonder who Lidman voted for.

I voted for Peg as Prez and Kelly as VP! I figured Bud could be Sec of State and Al could be Defense Sec! Marcy could replace KellyAnne!

I wonder who "Lady Lyrics" voted for.

Maybe she would like Bannon or Spicer?

Or Kelly Anne.

LadyLyrics is banned from voting.

There are some tough TOS rules around here! I hold off on the dirty joke I was going to post!

Can I still vote for Alfred E. Neuman?
" Getting old is when a narrow waist and a broad mind change places."
-A. E. Neuman, MAD magazine

Yes Alain...and you are responsible to make sure the population of four in Basherville understands the law.

Yes! I am the law! Jus' like Sheriff Buford T. Justice in Smokey and the Bandit. I can rule with absolute tyranny. Dang, ya got ta love a job like this! Next year, I think I shall establish my very own banana republic!
my new national anthem...
"Keep them peasants moving,
Though they're disapproving,
Raw Hide!"

There's a new sheriff in town. And his name is Reggie Hammond! Ya all be cool now. Right on!

We need Jack Cates, too!

A roommate and his friends coming home drunk at 4am and his dogs barking waking me up. UGH

Get even! Cook up some really greasy bacon with garlic at 6 AM when they do that!

I ended up leaving three days later. I also got homesick.

These were the roommates in Oregon, then? Intoxication etiquette rule #1: When coming room late after too much libation, do so quietly so as not to disturb others!

Maybe in a few months I'll give Oregon another shot. I love the Pacific Coastline.

It is really nice out there! The Cascades, huge pine trees, impressive (cold water) beaches...

Ah, a sunny and cool day. Perfect for going out on the golf course with my pal, "Whiskey" Willy and causing a monumental traffic jam as we take our 20 wacks to get the ball even near the hole while telling actual golfers they can't play through.

Wait, what's this taped to the computer? A list? My wife wants the lawn mowed and trimmed? And the garage cleaned (I promised I'd get that done about 2 years ago...) No beer until I'm done?? Great Caesars Ghost, I'm married to a slave driver! And Whiskey Willy just called and said he had a list, too. It's a conspiracy!!

Reminds me of a song by Sweet, called Little Willy.

I looked up it up and saw a hilarious video with the song!

Do you remember the MOoch?

MOoch? I'm drawing a blank?