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101 Re: Cartoon / Picture Funnies... on Sat Nov 02, 2013 4:02 pm

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102 Re: Cartoon / Picture Funnies... on Sun Nov 03, 2013 5:15 am

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They have Christmas ads already? Jeeze, that means those damned catalogs are going to start coming and I just know my wife is gonna want something expensive...

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103 Re: Cartoon / Picture Funnies... on Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:33 am

A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside. "That laundry is not very clean; she doesn't know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap." Her husband looks on, remaining silent. Every time her neighbor hangs her wash to dry, the young woman makes the same comments. A month later, the woman is surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and says to her husband: "Look, she's finally learned how to wash correctly. I wonder who taught her this? " The husband replies, "I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows." And so it is with life... What we see when watching others depends on the clarity of the window through which we look.

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104 Re: Cartoon / Picture Funnies... on Thu Jan 02, 2014 5:06 am

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Clean windows are a very good thing! Philosophically and otherwise!

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105 Re: Cartoon / Picture Funnies... on Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:44 am

AlainM3C wrote:Clean windows are a very good thing!  Philosophically and otherwise!

Yes, but I keep tellin' ya...ya gotta wipe your nose prints off the outside of my window!

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106 Re: Cartoon / Picture Funnies... on Fri Jan 03, 2014 5:30 am

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Um, DB? Those aren't nose prints...

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107 Re: Cartoon / Picture Funnies... on Fri Jan 03, 2014 10:39 am

Oh...ok...umm...fingerprints.

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108 Re: Cartoon / Picture Funnies... on Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:47 am

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Yeah, uh, finger prints...of course!

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109 Happy Wednesday... on Wed Feb 05, 2014 2:39 pm

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110 Re: Cartoon / Picture Funnies... on Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:44 pm

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He'd walk a mile for a [female] Camel!

*for those old enough to remember the cigarette ad

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111 Re: Cartoon / Picture Funnies... on Thu Feb 06, 2014 11:37 am

They pulled ALL cigarette ads off the TV...in what...the 1970's or 80's? Why? So, kids won't be tempted to smoke. I wonder how that worked out.

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112 Re: Cartoon / Picture Funnies... on Fri Feb 07, 2014 5:20 am

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Well, statistics say that smoking tabacco is down. As for anything else, I don't know...

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113 Re: Cartoon / Picture Funnies... on Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:38 am

CVS stores are going to stop selling cigs and tobacco items...funny, you can go to the store in CO and buy whacky tobaky, but you can't buy cigarettes at the drug store...something's sure whacky about that.

Of course that doesn't affect Bashervillians, since smoking is banned in Basherville anyway.

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114 Re: Cartoon / Picture Funnies... on Sat Feb 08, 2014 5:33 am

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No problem with the smoking ban, but don't ban fun, lustful sex!

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115 Re: Cartoon / Picture Funnies... on Sat Feb 08, 2014 11:44 am

AlainM3C wrote:No problem with the smoking ban, but don't ban fun, lustful sex!

Am I going to have to go over the Basherville Laws with you again?
There will be NO sex in Basherville...only Love Making between a husband and wife (Who are married to EACH OTHER). No exceptions!!!

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116 Re: Cartoon / Picture Funnies... on Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:29 am

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Suppose only us each other like fun, lustful sex?

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117 Re: Cartoon / Picture Funnies... on Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:32 am

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I wouldn't do 'the cockraoch dance' for anybody except my wife, of course. And 'the pony ride' is just for us...need I go on?

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118 Re: Cartoon / Picture Funnies... on Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:43 am

No, you need not to go on.  Besides, was that an empty Stripper Pole box in your trash?

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119 Re: Cartoon / Picture Funnies... on Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:22 am

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It was! A cockroach dance can be done flat on your back. Stripper poles require way too much physical effort! Also, they are made for people that weigh a lot less than I do!

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120 Re: Cartoon / Picture Funnies... on Mon Apr 28, 2014 11:21 am

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121 Re: Cartoon / Picture Funnies... on Tue Apr 29, 2014 6:27 am

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LOL!

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122 Re: Cartoon / Picture Funnies... on Thu Jul 24, 2014 12:46 am

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123 Re: Cartoon / Picture Funnies... on Thu Jul 24, 2014 5:52 am

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LOL! I'll bet this really happens, too! I can just see some idiot caught in a riptide and drowning-all becuase they couldn't text the lifegaurd for help!

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124 Re: Cartoon / Picture Funnies... on Thu Jul 24, 2014 10:43 am

You just might be right about that one!

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125 hydekelso on Thu Jul 24, 2014 6:27 pm

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AlainM3C wrote:LOL!  I'll bet this really happens, too!  I can just see some idiot caught in a riptide and drowning-all becuase they couldn't text the lifegaurd for help!


That reminds me of a script from "The Far side" where someone on a desert island wrote helf!!!!!! and the guys in the helicopter call of the rescue mission.

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