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Banter w/ Basher
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. ~Confucius
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28 Re: One Liner Jokes Sun Apr 26, 2020 2:09 am
Hydekelso
Deputy
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 4000 years?
Someone dropped a quarter.
Someone dropped a quarter.
29 Re: One Liner Jokes Sun Apr 26, 2020 10:04 am
DebtorBasher
Admin
What does the Jews do with the foreskins after circumcisions?
They sell them to gays for chewing gum.
They sell them to gays for chewing gum.
30 Re: One Liner Jokes Sun Apr 26, 2020 10:06 am
DebtorBasher
Admin
I didn't say that! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ That wasn't me, nope not me! Someone took over my Basherville
account for three seconds. I'm innocent, I tell ya!
account for three seconds. I'm innocent, I tell ya!
31 Re: One Liner Jokes Wed Apr 29, 2020 5:01 pm
Pizzathehut
Basherville Cat Catcher
DebtorBasher wrote:I didn't say that! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ That wasn't me, nope not me! Someone took over my Basherville
account for three seconds. I'm innocent, I tell ya!
Too late!! No take backs. Not even in Basherville.
32 Re: One Liner Jokes Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:39 am
DebtorBasher
Admin
I can't take back something that wasn't mine.
33 Re: One Liner Jokes Wed May 06, 2020 7:00 am
AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
You're right. I tried taking back a watch that wasn't mine and the jeweler wouldn't give me any money back.
34 Re: One Liner Jokes Mon May 18, 2020 6:07 pm
Pizzathehut
Basherville Cat Catcher
It was a Jew who was responsible for the Titanic disaster, some guy named Iceberg.
35 Re: One Liner Jokes Tue May 19, 2020 11:42 pm
Hydekelso
Deputy
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
37 Re: One Liner Jokes Fri May 29, 2020 12:05 am
Hydekelso
Deputy
To the guy who invented zero.... Thanks for nothing.
38 Re: One Liner Jokes Fri Jun 05, 2020 5:39 am
AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
to the guy who invented negative numbers...be more optimistic.
39 Re: One Liner Jokes Tue Jun 09, 2020 11:06 pm
Hydekelso
Deputy
I saw a post in my feed about avoiding procrastination.
"Saved for later".
"Saved for later".
41 Re: One Liner Jokes Sat Jun 20, 2020 8:47 pm
Hydekelso
Deputy
My car only works every other day. I think it might be the alternator.
42 Re: One Liner Jokes Sat Jul 11, 2020 5:50 am
AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
I only work (if at all) every other day. I guess I have a biological alternator!
43 Re: One Liner Jokes Sat Jul 11, 2020 5:52 am
AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Why are Australian kisses better than French kisses? Because they always do them down under....
(i didn't think this one up...a retired Australian Army guy sent it to me)
(i didn't think this one up...a retired Australian Army guy sent it to me)
44 Re: One Liner Jokes Thu Aug 06, 2020 4:07 pm
Hydekelso
Deputy
Did you guys ever try "Wookie' meat. I hear it's real "chewie".
46 Re: One Liner Jokes Sun Aug 23, 2020 11:44 pm
Pizzathehut
Basherville Cat Catcher
I got arrested at the Farmers Market. I was disturbing the peas.
47 Re: One Liner Jokes Mon Aug 24, 2020 6:37 am
AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Good one! By the way, when did we get a farmers market?
48 Re: One Liner Jokes Sun Aug 30, 2020 8:02 pm
Hydekelso
Deputy
I got a job building Egyptian Tombs. But it turned out to be a pyramid scheme.
49 Re: One Liner Jokes Tue Sep 01, 2020 5:43 am
AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Darn Nubians are always running scams like that!
50 Re: One Liner Jokes Tue Sep 29, 2020 1:47 pm
Pizzathehut
Basherville Cat Catcher
If Satan lost his hair, there would be hell toupee.
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