HomePassing these along to friends in D.C. - They need some humor down there!
Banter w/ Basher
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. ~Confucius
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52 Re: One Liner Jokes Sat Oct 24, 2020 12:10 pm
Hydekelso
Deputy
Why did the ghost go to the bar? Answer: For the boos.
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53 Re: One Liner Jokes Tue Oct 27, 2020 5:11 am
AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
And ghosts don't need to worry about dying from Covid!
54 Re: One Liner Jokes Wed Nov 18, 2020 4:28 pm
Hydekelso
Deputy
I was kidnapped by mimes! They did "unspeakable" things.
55 Re: One Liner Jokes Wed Nov 25, 2020 4:53 am
AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
I've never heard of such a thing!
56 Re: One Liner Jokes Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:28 pm
Pizzathehut
Basherville Cat Catcher
"Surely, you can't be serious"... "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley".
58 Re: One Liner Jokes Sat Feb 06, 2021 12:16 am
Hydekelso
Deputy
If a drummer comes out of retirement, will there be any repercussions?
59 Re: One Liner Jokes Sat Feb 13, 2021 4:52 am
AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
If it's a kettle-drum, more like concussions!
60 Re: One Liner Jokes Sun Feb 28, 2021 12:42 am
Hydekelso
Deputy
I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
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61 Re: One Liner Jokes Tue Mar 02, 2021 5:45 am
AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
It works! I'm going to forget my taxes!
62 Re: One Liner Jokes Wed Mar 03, 2021 5:33 pm
Hydekelso
Deputy
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
63 Re: One Liner Jokes Wed Mar 10, 2021 9:16 pm
Hydekelso
Deputy
I just got hired at a factory that makes bicycle wheels. I'm their spokesman.
64 Re: One Liner Jokes Sat Mar 13, 2021 5:11 am
AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
So instead of being "woke" you're "spoke"?
(lame. I need more coffee.)
(lame. I need more coffee.)
65 Re: One Liner Jokes Tue Mar 23, 2021 6:47 pm
Pizzathehut
Basherville Cat Catcher
I was happily watching the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra, when the guy on triangle disappeared.
66 Re: One Liner Jokes Sun Mar 28, 2021 6:48 am
AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Last time I was in Bermuda a wave hit me and my swim trunks disappeared!
67 Re: One Liner Jokes Wed Jan 05, 2022 12:57 am
DebtorBasher
Admin
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68 Re: One Liner Jokes Thu Jan 13, 2022 6:00 pm
Pizzathehut
Basherville Cat Catcher
How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-S**T.
70 Re: One Liner Jokes Thu Jun 09, 2022 12:53 am
Hydekelso
Deputy
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
71 Re: One Liner Jokes Thu Jun 23, 2022 5:58 am
AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Told this one to a lawyer. She loved it!
72 Re: One Liner Jokes Tue Nov 07, 2023 11:33 pm
Hydekelso
Deputy
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.
73 Re: One Liner Jokes Sat Nov 25, 2023 8:56 am
AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Hmmmm...I think I'll avoid charades for a while!!
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