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Mr. Mike has joined us! YAAAY!!!
Man-O-Man, I sure missed you!

Welcome wagon or rollercoaster of evil?

Welcome justice!!!!

Welcome. MRM2!

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Must be a diagram of the morse code.

It's been a while since I posted on here. What happened to Justice? Did he flee the country?

Welcome to all that have joined since my hiatus from this site or previous one.

Good to see you back, Pizzathehut!

Thanks Alain.

Did I flee the country? That would be a tad bit better than the current predicament I find myself in. Caged like an animal. My will and fortitude lying in a bloody pool. Beaten like an epileptic at a masturbation convention. Isolated in darkness, with only a sliver of light peering through the cracks of an old wooden door. My urine soaked body fills the air with a stench so unbearable, the only solace I find is the pile of feces in the corner. I cannot say with certainty how long I've been here either. My sense of time left days ago. I can't tell the length of my stay, any more than Fido can determine how long his owner was gone this afternoon. I haven't been fed for several days. My body is beginning to wither. My face gaunt. The only sense of hope is that which I hold inside. That one day I may rejoin my fellow members and banter blissfully with total disregard for The Man. I'm not sure of my future. What the sick and twisted demented imp has in store for me is anynody's guess. I have no clue how I ended up shackled in this musty old storm cellar. Maybe its best I never know. The only thing that keeps glaring in my vision as I close my eyes is a faint flickering glow. A fluorescent blue and purple blinking pattern. An old rundown neon sign covered in burnt mosquitoes that intermittently flashes..."Welcome to The Habana".

Justice...I was going to tell them that I had you locked up in my dungeon and with the response you just posted...it may be a good thing I didn't!

Justice, what you need is a good movie to cheer you up! May I recommend 'Debbie Does Des Moines' and the sequel, 'Racoon River Romper Room'. The plots are a bit weak, but the action scenes are very inspiring!

The keeper of the keys does not allow movies. I was lucky enough to have the foresight to have smuggled this smartphone by shoving it up...well...you get the picture. I previously had unlimited access to the Keeper's WiFi signal, but some paranoid alarmist cruising the neighborhoods brought that brief moment of exaltation to a sudden stop. Moto' has no heart.

No movies?! My God, what manner of cruelty is this?! Please don't tell me this fiend doesn't permit the occasional game for the relief of stress, as well. I now see why people are constantly at odds with "The Man". What manner of boor and scoundrel refuses to allow the viewing of a simple porn flick?

AlainM3C wrote:No movies?! My God, what manner of cruelty is this?! Please don't tell me this fiend doesn't permit the occasional game for the relief of stress, as well. I now see why people are constantly at odds with "The Man". What manner of boor and scoundrel refuses to allow the viewing of a simple porn flick?

Ron Jeremy would be very disappointed.

...and his Debutantes...not that I'd know anything about 'those' kind of movies. *Kicking my toy-box further under the bed*

I had to look up Ron Jeremy. I have to get out more! DB, if you keep toys in their original box and in good condition, they're worth more at the pawn shop as collectibles. I saw that on TV!

Ron Jeremy is yucky...
Ron Jermey = Ron GERMy!

Howard Stern

She has aged gracefully.

i had to look up Christy canyon, too. I guess I'll never make it on Jeopardy!

Now that you've returned from Vegas, how about sharing some risque photos, Justice?

Ejack!!!!

Greetings, Ejack! This ought to perk things up around here!

*Passing out gas masks to all the members*