Thank You For Joining Us...

Iowa's not a bad place to be. The winter can be a pain, but the people are pretty nice. You might actually see some snow when you get out west. This season seems to be wetter than the last few. They need the moisture out there big time. A hefty snow pack would be helpful for them.

Do you give "secondary welcome wagons" to those who haven't posted in a while.

Those who have abandoned Basherville without proper notice, then returns will have to take the Basherville  drug test, nicotine test, head lice test, forbidden swear word test, and once those tests are passed, then they will have to take the real test...the Basherville re-entry test. Once you pass that as well, you will not get a secondary welcome wagon....but you will get a "Welcome Back To Basherville Wagon".  I think this is one of the reasons why Alain has stuck around.

A hearty "Welcome Back!", Pizzathehut!

Tests? Boy, I hope they don't give those syphilis test like they used to...oops...

I remember my high school gym teacher used to say, "Remember, guys, Parakeets eat crackers, but Spirochetes eat Peck...CENSORED"

Thus far, very quiet around here for 2018.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...be vewwwy, vewwwwy qwiet.

....I'm hunting wabbits...

Nice banner! But wasn't New Years last month? Of course, I'm not sure. I don't remember much of New Years for some reason...

AlainM3C wrote:....I'm hunting wabbits...

I thought it was duck season!!

Alain...Daffy and Donald said to mind your own business.

I'm thinkin' I'd be huntin' Bacon! Sorry, Porky, time's up!

Poor Porky...doesn't have a chance these days.

Nope, and that is because bacon is just plain good on everything! Except ice cream, maybe.

Actually...I've heard of people sprinkling bacon bits on ice cream.

Probably the same people who eat garlic or Tabasco ice cream!

Garlic keeps Vampires away. Have you ever heard of any one who eats garlic ice cream being attacked by a Vampire? I'll betcha haven't!

DebtorBasher wrote:Garlic keeps Vampires away. Have you ever heard of any one who eats garlic ice cream being attacked by a Vampire?   I'll betcha haven't!

I thought "DebbieBashers" eat garlic icecream.

You'll have to ask her.

Does garlic work on Zombies, too?

Hydekelso wrote:

DebtorBasher wrote:Garlic keeps Vampires away. Have you ever heard of any one who eats garlic ice cream being attacked by a Vampire?   I'll betcha haven't!

I thought "DebbieBashers" eat garlic icecream.

What's with the bison avator upside down?

It's Hydekelso's "Chortling Bison". If you drink enough beer, it turns right-side up.