BIZARRE SEX TALES!!

I was waiting for the punch line...and never found it. LOL...I thought it was a joke when I was reading it.

One of my neighbors down the street assured me it was not an apparition. She said there was a party a couple of blocks over and the gal just wandered off. Some of her friends found her and drove her back, I guess to put her to bed. If she's lucky maybe they didn't take a picture of her and post it on youtube! Oh well, she was very friendly and polite, so we didn't mind. It was kinda entertaining!

Are you SURE it wasn't YOU who was wandering though the alley dressed like that???? Hmmmm???

Even in my younger years I never did anything like that. Usually, we got some chump loaded and got THEM to do it!

Did you ever wake up with someone whom you didn't know their name?

I have a feeling Alain has had some mornings when he woke up and didn't even know his own name. It's just a feeling I have.

If I had too much beer the night before my wife has a few names for me and none of them are real complimentary!

HaHaHa....I'm going to have to meet your wife some day...we've got some talkin' to do!

Really, I don't have the foggiest idea why she puts up with me. I do mow the lawn, fold the laundry and sort of cook, so I suppose that's a plus!

Maybe she married you for your body.

LOL! I doubt it!!

You'll never know until you ask her.

Nope. I'm not that curious!

Now here's an odd sex tail. Last week a teenager in Florida (I think it was Florida) caught a Cottonmouth and tried to kiss it. Needless to say, the snake bit him. Now you'd think that the kid would have learned in sex ed class that it's a good idea to stick to your own species when choosing a prospective girlfriend!

Yeah well, you know TV shows is the new education. He was probably watching, 'Sex Sent Me To The ER' or 'My Strange Sex Obsession'. What ever happened to the FCC?

The FCC has lost a lot of funding so they don't have enough people to enforce any of their rules. Networks and cable can out spend them and out lawyer them.

Did you know Iowa City is the #2 sex party town in USA.

What's number one?

Iowa City is #2?! It sure wasn't when I was there. Of course, maybe the ladies just didn't like me...

My guess is that Washington, DC is #1.

I would guess Ft Lauderdale. Oh wait that was back in the 80's.

LOL Alain...are you saying it didn't become #2 until you left the place? Hmmm...am I reading too much in that statement?

Hey, I was a really well behaved guy when I was there. Well, I was better behaved than some of my pals. Anyway, whatever I may or may not have done, I didn't get caught. Most of the time...

Say, Fort Lauderdale was good in the 70's, too!

Being a youngin' of 28 years old...I don't know anything about the 1970's...but then again, those who are old enough to have been around in the 1970's doesn't seem to remember them anyway.

My memory is just fine! I remember the 60's, too!

Since this topic has been pretty dull of late, a buddy of mine and I decided to give his nephew some cash to go to a very disreputable nudie bar tonight. We figure with a few drinks, the young fellow should bring back some fun stories. Or end up in jail. In which case, he's on his own because we aren't answering any calls from him or the county lock-up today or tonight!