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LOL! Man-O-Man, I sure miss Old F!!!

I wish he'd stop in here again!

Now that's a mug only a Mama could love!...or maybe Penny could use it to keep Sheldon away from her door!

I'mma gonna marry Dr. Sheldon Cooper!!!

Amy Farrah Fowler is not going to be happy about that!

That's ok, Amy wants Penny.

Cool! Maybe I can do a threesome with them! (Amy & Penny, that is)

Some off colour jokes: (credit/blame Old Fart):

I was on Jeopardy and they asked, "Where do woman have the curliest hair?"
The answer was "Fiji."
How the Hell was I supposed to know they were talking about a country?

A man was walking through his small Iris village one day when he came upon a young lad crying.
"What's the matter, boy?", sez he.
"Me Ma just died!", cries the boy.
"Saints alive, son! Do ya want me to call Father O'Donnell at the church?", I sez.
"No, Mister. Sex is th' last thing on me mind now."

I was strolling down Pennsylvania Ave. one day when a beggar looks up at me a says, "I haven't eaten in two days."
"Well, I wish I had your will power", I said, "Keep up the good work!"

Where does one find health, wealth, and happiness?

A Guess:
Do the best you can at health and wealth and be happy you've given them your best effort.

Not sure how this'd work in the world, but it might be a start?

I found them them in the dictionary...

Now I'm looking at the question with a proper mindset.

*Slapping forehead as Homer Simpson would do*
"DOH!"
"They buys ya books, they buys ya pen 'n' pencils and ya STILL don't know nothin' boy!" [a quotation from my Pappy]

The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary/

LOL! Good observation and true!

The urban dictionary is also helpful.

The Urban Dictionary is a lot of fun, too!

AlainM3C wrote:The Urban Dictionary is a lot of fun, too!

Pirate made a special mention of Lidman in there.

Goofy old goatfarmer - claims he tinkers with reactors. Notoriously needy, seeking anonymous forum beatdowns to satisfy his endless craving for attention. A true madhatter known for turning on friends and associates in the blink of an eye. Renown website troll - tries to convince others that "vacationing" in the middle east is a good idea! LOL
Dropped on his head at birth, lidman never recovered, caught up or advanced past the third grade. He's convinced he has super-powers and can take on the world's reactors bare handed. He's little more than a troll, but certainly not less than internet pariah - don't even consider placing him on your trust list. oy-vey!
(source-Urban Dictionary)

LOL...that isn't nice. I'm not saying it isn't true, it's just not very nice.

Now, how long will it take for that to make it on Crybabies.com?...Let's see...in 3...2....1...

I didn't write it, I just repeated it!

ALAIN!!!! STOP STARING!!! BLINK ALAIN! BLINK!!!

How'd you know I was staring? She kinda reminds me of a gal I knew from South (or North-I forget) Dakota some years ago who could.....never mind...