Cartoon / Picture Funnies...

I shamelessly copied this to include in todays emails! Cute Easter avatar, by the way!

Well, it gave me the giggles.

It's cute! Reminds of a character like you might see in a 'Cat in the Hat' cartoon!

Oh, I like this!

The future is looking mighty scary!

Alain, being the world traveler that you are...have you decided where you're going to settle when you retire?

A little place in Hawaii and one in the Colorado Rockies looks appealing right now. It might be just doable, too, as long as the Hawaiian place isn't beachfront. We still have a few years to think about it, though. How about yourself?

LOL! Look, it's a pubescent Catholic teenager's WORST nightmare!

"Yes, my son, if you keep pulling on that thing, blindness will be the least of your troubles!"

AlainM3C wrote:"Yes, my son, if you keep pulling on that thing, blindness will be the least of your troubles!"

And on a Sunday morning too!!!

With Lil' Suzie the altergirl, too!

Awwwwwwww! I'm Telllllling!!!

You don't need to tell. Everyone knows about Lil' Suzie!

Reptilian, multispecies porn! Now that's what I call diversity!

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, “Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.” The blind man replies, “If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.”

LOL....good one!

And here's a few more...

Why MARRY? You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. __________ At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, ”Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” ”Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.”; __________ A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: ”Husband Wanted”. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ”You can have mine.” __________ When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. __________ A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. __________ A little boy asked his father, ”Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don't know son, I'm still paying.” __________ A young son asked, ”Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?” Dad replied, “That happens in every country, son.” __________ Then there was a woman who said, ”I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late.”; __________ Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. __________ If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say – talk in your sleep. __________ Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. __________ First guy says, “My wife's an angel!” Second guy remarks, “You're lucky, mine's still alive.”; __________ A Woman's Prayer “Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand a man; to love and to forgive him; and for patience, for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength I'll just beat him to death!!”;

I think some of those are actually true.

They are! Us males are rather piggish and proud of it!

6:16 am? Alain, you lazy bum! You slept in late this morning!!!


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I am getting lazy! I'm even later today! Love the cartoon, it looks like one of my Scottish relatives!