What's for Lunch

Good God. I just saw a bit of the "Dr. Spaz (Oz)" show. Oz gets his gullible worshippers to drink these "cleansing" solutions so they can have the pleasure of sitting on the toilet all day with continuous diarrhea. The guy is a genius. He can convince these Bozos to pour crud into themselves and make millions doing it. PT Barnum would be amazed!

AlainM3C wrote:Good God. I just saw a bit of the "Dr. Spaz (Oz)" show. Oz gets his gullible worshippers to drink these "cleansing" solutions so they can have the pleasure of sitting on the toilet all day with continuous diarrhea. The guy is a genius. He can convince these Bozos to pour crud into themselves and make millions doing it. PT Barnum would be amazed!

And don't forget to mention how he's able to get gullible viewers to watch his show about people cleansing their colons at 5 in the morning...

Speaking of colons...Man-O-Man, I sure miss Old F.

His show is on at 5 AM? I thought it was only afternoons.

I haven't heard from OF in a while. Wish he'd stop by!

I was just going by what YOU said, 'I just saw a bit of the "Dr. Spaz (Oz)" show.' Sincce you posted that comment just before 6am, I figured you just watched it. You said it, not me!!!

OHHHH! Now I see. I had looked at it a day or so ago in the afternoon when I was paying bills in the living room. I usually only watch some news and some cartoons in the early AM. Looney Toons make more sense to me than 'World News'. If Bugs Bunny was head of the UN and Daffy Duck was the US Prez, the world would be a better place. Porky Pig could run China and Yosemite Sam can have Russia!

Tom and Jerry has always been a favorite of mine...The Road Runner...Foghorn Leghorn or whatever that was called. Looney's Rule Disney!!!

Love those Looney Tunes and Tom & Jerry, too! You're right. Much superior to Disney.
I'm thinking we give Tom & Jerry France and Germany.
Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote Mexico.
And Foghorm Leghorn Britain.
Disney can have South America and Africa.
Japan gets Astro Boy.
There. All the world's problems solved!

All of the Disney characters all look the same to me...not the older ones...but these ones they've been making for the last ten years or so. The girl with the big eyes and long flowing hair..the guy with the big shoulders..If you posted pics of the characters for yesteryear, I can name them. Those of today, they're all the same to me. I don't think Walt would be very happy.

These days World News IS Loony Toons!

Hey Ript! Long Time No See!!!

Hi, Ript! Wonderful to see you! How have you been? With news being what it is, maybe Cartoon Network should start their own news hour. It wouldn't chnge the news, but it would make it more entertaining!

Hey Alain...can you get me some Fiji film cheap while you're in Fiji???

I decided to stop at our local Aldi store today and wanted to check out some fish.
I found a fish that looked nice and clean, large and meaty. It was called 'Swai Fish'. Hmmmm...never heard of that one before. But, it looked nice, so I bought it. I showed it to my Dad and asked him if he's ever heard of it...since he used to do a lot of fishing.
He said, he never heard of it before. So, I decided to check it out on Google...Man-O-Man, I'm glad I checked it BEFORE I cooked or ate it...and this is why:

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Yepper...it's going back to the store tomorrow and maybe I'll educate them with a copy of that little bit of info.

Raised in the Mekong? Nothing raised in the Mekong is safe. Unless you were brought up there, in which case you apparently have antibodies that nobody has ever heard of.

Hi guys! I'm well, (4 out of 5 psychiatrists would disagree with that self-assessment) thanks for asking.

Toons Rule!

ript wrote:Hi guys! I'm well, (4 out of 5 psychiatrists would disagree with that self-assessment) thanks for asking.

Toons Rule!

Only 4 out of 5? I demand a recount!!!

Where'd you find 4 psychiatrists that could actually agree on something?

Elmer Fudd would have made an excellent psychiatrist!

Ript...sup'.

AlainM3C wrote:Where'd you find 4 psychiatrists that could actually agree on something?

Elmer Fudd would have made an excellent psychiatrist!

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I'd like to see Daffy Duck on the 'Dr. Phil' show!

I'd like to see Ript and Justice on a week long nudist cruise off the coast of Mexico with Captain Stew at the helm, Littleshorty...er...Chaparrita serving drinks at the wet bar, Alain snockered with rum, perched on the ship's mast trying to take aim at peeing on everyone below, jktshff1 & Old Fart playing a game of shuffleboard, Huck Hoshimoto marching a union rep towards the end of the plank, with Miss Molly & MRM taking a quick shore leave to satisfy some urges, and Basher in the galley trying to convince the cooks that bbq does in fact belong in the oven. Talk about your Love Boat!

I have to admit, Alain's aim is getting better...but, I wish he wouldn't use the mushrooms growing under his tree as targets!!!

Whether stuck up on a mast or hanging from a tree, if ya got a load of rum in ya it's gotta be unloaded someplace!  I'd be able to nail my targets better if they'd just stop moving.  Nothing more difficult than trying to nail a scampering passenger or a walking mushroom...

Well, just leave the window washing up to me, ok?

What?  The Internet is working again?  Yes!!!  Back on my old and ancient computer and I can post again!