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BIZARRE SEX TALES!!

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126BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 6 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Fri Feb 12, 2016 1:04 pm

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
The neighbor's almost-16 year old daughter showed up at 10:30 last night. On a school night. Oops. Very angry Dad, no goodnight kiss and one potential boyfriend ejected before he got a foot in the door.

127BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 6 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sun Feb 14, 2016 9:46 pm

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
Admin
Are you neighbor spying again?

128BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 6 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Mon Feb 15, 2016 1:01 pm

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
No need to! He calls and gives details!

129BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 6 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Tue Feb 16, 2016 9:35 am

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
Admin
Well, that makes it a heck of a lot easier...at least you're not hanging by one hand
on a tree branch with binoculars in the other!

130BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 6 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Tue Feb 16, 2016 6:04 pm

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
That may explain the calls. It must be a bit weird seeing a half naked guy hanging in a tree with binoculars staring at your house!

131BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 6 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Wed Feb 17, 2016 12:29 am

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
Admin
Yes it is...trust me I know!

132BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 6 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Wed Feb 17, 2016 6:02 am

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
And now I have a new traveling sales job. I sell KY lub door-to-door!

133BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 6 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Mon Mar 07, 2016 1:22 am

Hydekelso

Hydekelso
Knight
Knight
I found out that adderal increases a man's libido.

http://www.uberpeople.net

134BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 6 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Wed Mar 16, 2016 2:00 pm

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
Jameson's Irish Whiskey works for me!

135BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 6 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Thu Jun 02, 2016 2:39 pm

Pizzathehut

Pizzathehut
Regular Joe
Regular Joe
I don't know if this is relavent but Sheldon's father once said, "A woman is like an egg-salad sandwich on a hot Texas day".

136BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 6 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Fri Jun 03, 2016 12:23 pm

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
Admin
Pizzathehut wrote:I don't know if this is relavent but Sheldon's father once said, "A woman is like an egg-salad sandwich on a hot Texas day".

Full of eggs and only appealing for a short time.

137BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 6 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sun Jun 05, 2016 8:20 am

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
Sheldon's Mom could have that effect on a guy!

138BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 6 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Mon Jun 06, 2016 10:57 am

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
Admin
Leonard and Sheldon needs to do a Mom Swap!

139BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 6 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Mon Jun 06, 2016 6:07 pm

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
Say, how come we never see Penny's Mom?

140BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 6 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Mon Jun 06, 2016 9:27 pm

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
Admin
I wondered the same thing. We've seen her Dad and we've seen Sheldon's MeeMaw and Leonard's Dad...Remember that 'It doesn't LOOK like a Chevy...THAT'S what I told 'em' commercial? I always thought the woman that said, 'That's what I told 'em' should have played Howard's grandmother, she sounded like his Mom.

141BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 6 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Tue Jun 07, 2016 12:00 pm

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
It could be that Penny's Mom and Dad disowned her. There are hints that she may have led a very disreputable life when she was in Nebraska.

142BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 6 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Mon Jun 13, 2016 12:36 am

Hydekelso

Hydekelso
Knight
Knight
Anyone heard of "Tiagra".. when 18 holes aren't enough!

http://www.uberpeople.net

143BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 6 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Mon Jun 13, 2016 9:55 am

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
Admin
Hydekelso wrote:Anyone heard of "Tiagra".. when 18 holes aren't enough!

When 18 holes are not enough...or when 18 hos are not enough? LOL!!

144BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 6 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Wed Jun 15, 2016 6:39 am

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
Is Tiagra covered by insurance??

145BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 6 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Wed Jun 15, 2016 8:55 am

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
Admin
AlainM3C wrote:Is Tiagra covered by insurance??

Of course, you're asking for a friend of a friend's aunt's cousin's 8th husband's neighbor...right?

146BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 6 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:17 pm

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
I, um....Yeah! Right! What you said!

147BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 6 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:19 pm

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
Winky Dinky little star
How I wonder where you are....

148BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 6 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Thu Apr 13, 2017 7:24 am

AlainM3C

AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Basherville Sheriff
Fun Facts:
Did you know that if your insurance doesn't cover it, a certain male enhancement medicine can cost you over 700 bucks for 12?  700 dollars will buy an awful lot of beer.  So, guys, the beer or the babe?  Remember, beer doesn't want flowers when you've done something stupid, doesn't need to be taken out for a fancy dinner and best of all, beer takes it as a compliment when you burp and pass gas.  When was the last time a lady said, "Thank You!" when you belched and blasted methane?  Take the beer!

149BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 6 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sat Apr 15, 2017 12:13 am

Hydekelso

Hydekelso
Knight
Knight
DebtorBasher wrote:
AlainM3C wrote:Is Tiagra covered by insurance??

Of course, you're asking for a friend of a friend's aunt's cousin's 8th husband's neighbor...right?

I didn't quite catch that, can you repeat it.

http://www.uberpeople.net

150BIZARRE SEX TALES!! - Page 6 Empty Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:36 am

DebtorBasher

DebtorBasher
Admin
I said, "Of course, you're asking for a friend of a friend's aunt's cousin's 8th husband's neighbor...right?"

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