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BIZARRE SEX TALES!!

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126 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Fri Feb 12, 2016 1:04 pm

AlainM3C

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The neighbor's almost-16 year old daughter showed up at 10:30 last night. On a school night. Oops. Very angry Dad, no goodnight kiss and one potential boyfriend ejected before he got a foot in the door.

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127 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sun Feb 14, 2016 9:46 pm

Are you neighbor spying again?

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128 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Mon Feb 15, 2016 1:01 pm

AlainM3C

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No need to! He calls and gives details!

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129 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Tue Feb 16, 2016 9:35 am

Well, that makes it a heck of a lot easier...at least you're not hanging by one hand
on a tree branch with binoculars in the other!

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130 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Tue Feb 16, 2016 6:04 pm

AlainM3C

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That may explain the calls. It must be a bit weird seeing a half naked guy hanging in a tree with binoculars staring at your house!

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131 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Wed Feb 17, 2016 12:29 am

Yes it is...trust me I know!

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132 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Wed Feb 17, 2016 6:02 am

AlainM3C

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And now I have a new traveling sales job. I sell KY lub door-to-door!

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133 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Mon Mar 07, 2016 1:22 am

Hydekelso

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I found out that adderal increases a man's libido.

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134 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Wed Mar 16, 2016 2:00 pm

AlainM3C

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Jameson's Irish Whiskey works for me!

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135 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Thu Jun 02, 2016 2:39 pm

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I don't know if this is relavent but Sheldon's father once said, "A woman is like an egg-salad sandwich on a hot Texas day".

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136 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Fri Jun 03, 2016 12:23 pm

Pizzathehut wrote:I don't know if this is relavent but Sheldon's father once said, "A woman is like an egg-salad sandwich on a hot Texas day".

Full of eggs and only appealing for a short time.

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137 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sun Jun 05, 2016 8:20 am

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Sheldon's Mom could have that effect on a guy!

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138 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Mon Jun 06, 2016 10:57 am

Leonard and Sheldon needs to do a Mom Swap!

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139 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Mon Jun 06, 2016 6:07 pm

AlainM3C

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Say, how come we never see Penny's Mom?

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140 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Mon Jun 06, 2016 9:27 pm

I wondered the same thing. We've seen her Dad and we've seen Sheldon's MeeMaw and Leonard's Dad...Remember that 'It doesn't LOOK like a Chevy...THAT'S what I told 'em' commercial? I always thought the woman that said, 'That's what I told 'em' should have played Howard's grandmother, she sounded like his Mom.

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141 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Tue Jun 07, 2016 12:00 pm

AlainM3C

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It could be that Penny's Mom and Dad disowned her. There are hints that she may have led a very disreputable life when she was in Nebraska.

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142 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Mon Jun 13, 2016 12:36 am

Hydekelso

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Anyone heard of "Tiagra".. when 18 holes aren't enough!

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143 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Mon Jun 13, 2016 9:55 am

Hydekelso wrote:Anyone heard of "Tiagra".. when 18 holes aren't enough!

When 18 holes are not enough...or when 18 hos are not enough? LOL!!

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144 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Wed Jun 15, 2016 6:39 am

AlainM3C

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Is Tiagra covered by insurance??

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145 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Wed Jun 15, 2016 8:55 am

AlainM3C wrote:Is Tiagra covered by insurance??

Of course, you're asking for a friend of a friend's aunt's cousin's 8th husband's neighbor...right?

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146 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:17 pm

AlainM3C

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I, um....Yeah! Right! What you said!

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147 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:19 pm

AlainM3C

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Winky Dinky little star
How I wonder where you are....

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148 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Thu Apr 13, 2017 7:24 am

AlainM3C

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Fun Facts:
Did you know that if your insurance doesn't cover it, a certain male enhancement medicine can cost you over 700 bucks for 12?  700 dollars will buy an awful lot of beer.  So, guys, the beer or the babe?  Remember, beer doesn't want flowers when you've done something stupid, doesn't need to be taken out for a fancy dinner and best of all, beer takes it as a compliment when you burp and pass gas.  When was the last time a lady said, "Thank You!" when you belched and blasted methane?  Take the beer!

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149 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sat Apr 15, 2017 12:13 am

Hydekelso

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DebtorBasher wrote:
AlainM3C wrote:Is Tiagra covered by insurance??

Of course, you're asking for a friend of a friend's aunt's cousin's 8th husband's neighbor...right?

I didn't quite catch that, can you repeat it.

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150 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:36 am

I said, "Of course, you're asking for a friend of a friend's aunt's cousin's 8th husband's neighbor...right?"

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