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BIZARRE SEX TALES!!

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76 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Mon Dec 02, 2013 6:10 pm

Justice74

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DebtorBasher wrote:*Using white-out on my monitor*  Is that racist?
No more racist than whenever a transformer blows and the city says there's a black-out.

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77 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:48 pm

What about 'Black Friday'?

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78 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Wed Dec 04, 2013 5:30 am

AlainM3C

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What about a 'white sale' in the linen department on 'Black Friday' and you have to show up at the store because your computer has a 'Blue Screen' so you can't shop online?

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79 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:00 pm

AlainM3C wrote:What about a 'white sale' in the linen department on 'Black Friday' and you have to show up at the store because your computer has a 'Blue Screen' so you can't shop online?
That would cause a 'red flag' to go up and prevent me from spending my 'green backs'.

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80 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Thu Dec 05, 2013 7:07 am

AlainM3C

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I think I am running out of colours here!

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81 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Thu Dec 05, 2013 10:20 am

AlainM3C wrote:I think I am running out of colours here!
Awww...don't be 'Green with envy'!

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82 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:35 am

AlainM3C

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Trying to see this in shades of gray?

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83 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Fri Dec 06, 2013 1:21 pm

Don't try 'brown nosing'!

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84 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sat Dec 07, 2013 6:07 am

AlainM3C

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The only colour missing so far is yellow!

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85 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sat Dec 07, 2013 2:31 pm

Awww, come on Alain! Don't be 'yellow'...you can come up with something!

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86 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sun Dec 08, 2013 6:27 am

AlainM3C

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Um, 'I Am Curious, Yellow' ??
Speaking of which, any kinky sex to report lately?

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87 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sun Dec 08, 2013 6:20 pm

AlainM3C wrote:Um, 'I Am Curious, Yellow' ??
Speaking of which, any kinky sex to report lately?
You mean you've never heard that term before? It means, 'coward'...here's more:

The color yellow has traditionally been associated with cowardice, treachery, inconstancy and jealousy. Brewsters says that in France, the doors of traitors' houses were daubed with yellow.

I have to admit that I've never heard it used for jealousy...I've always thought jealousy was the 'Green Eyed Monster'...much like 'Green with envy'.

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88 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Mon Dec 09, 2013 5:24 am

AlainM3C

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Of course I've heard it! I watched Karl Malden scream, "You're yellow!" when he was trying to convince Steve McQueen to kill him in the movie "Nevada Smith"...oh, wait..you weren't around in 1966 to see that movie, were you...

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89 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:33 pm

Well...being that my profile says I'm 28...... scratch 

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90 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Wed Dec 11, 2013 5:54 am

AlainM3C

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It does say that, but you seem to have been 28 for an awful long time!

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91 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Wed Dec 11, 2013 11:00 am

Yeah...seems that way, huh?

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92 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Thu Dec 12, 2013 7:38 am

AlainM3C

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Soooo...you're really 28?

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93 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Thu Dec 12, 2013 5:27 pm

That's what my profile says.

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94 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:33 am

AlainM3C

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Something tells me I should just leave things at 28!

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95 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:31 pm

That's what I did...LOL!

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96 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:44 am

AlainM3C

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I was 28 once! Lemme see, I had an apartment, a Chevy Impala, a nondescript tabby cat and a Siberian Husky. I think I was employed doing something or other, too. And me and my degenerate pals went to Ocean City on weekends in the summer and partied. Other than that, I don't remember that much about it!

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97 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:15 pm

Seems like everyone in the 70's drove an Impala...from what they tell me.

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98 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sun Dec 15, 2013 6:41 am

AlainM3C

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Back then it was a pretty reliable car with the large block straight six. And if something went wrong with it, you could repair it yourself!

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99 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Mon Jan 13, 2014 5:57 am

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A friend calls me last night and relays this difficult situation. Her and her boyfriend are getting intimate. Things are moving right along and...the cat refuses to get off the bed. Not only that, the dog then joins the cat. They stake out a corner of the bed, curl up together, and every time they're shoved off the bed, they jump right back up. End result: Romance continues, but both pets remain stubbornly on their corner of the bed. Would've made a good YouTube!

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100 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! on Sun Aug 10, 2014 5:41 am

AlainM3C

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I don't know if this led to any bizarre sex, but it may have. Last night about 10 PM I'm taking some grass bags out to the alley figuring this'll save me a trip Sunday for Mondays garbage. Usually it's pretty quiet at that hour even on a Saturday. I happen to look up the road and see a very pretty gal who appears to be maybe 20 or so strolling my way, with a beer in her hand, in a nightie. Not a swimsuit thingy covering a bikini or something. A nightie. One that doesn't leave much to the imagination. Especially under a street light. No underwear under there, that's for sure. She strolls on by, quietly, says, "Hi!" in a perfectly friendly (I just "Hi! back since this is, afterall, a friendly neighborhood) manner as she continues on down the alley to wherever her destination might be. I tell this to my wife (fortunately I hadn't been drinking myself yesterday otherwise she may have doubted my eyesight) and she asks me what would I have done if I'd been around 20 myself and seen that. To tell the truth, I think I still would have just said, "Hi!" because things like this just don't happen very often and it kind of just leaves you shrugging and scratching your head. Must have been a heck of a party someplace!

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