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Exactly ! I don't how I missed that the first time around.
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152 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:40 am
AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
I'm still not sure I get it!
153 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:14 pm
AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
There's been nothing about sex around here lately. I just learned worms are both male and female. So which end gets to ask for a date?
154 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! Fri May 31, 2019 5:53 am
AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
High school must be about done. The local paper reported they issued a ticket to two "students" in a van in the high school parking lot for "inappropriate activities". Hint to kids: Get a hotel room!
155 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! Tue Jun 11, 2019 2:57 pm
Justice74
The Hound of Basherville
AlainM3C wrote:High school must be about done. The local paper reported they issued a ticket to two "students" in a van in the high school parking lot for "inappropriate activities". Hint to kids: Get a hotel room!
If this van's a rocking...don't come a knocking!
156 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! Sat Jun 15, 2019 6:47 am
AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Please, young people, do NOT use compact cars for this activity! And remember to tell your parents you'll be a bit late on the selected evening. You don't want them to worry.
157 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! Fri Jul 05, 2019 4:04 pm
DebtorBasher
Admin
Rocking vans are banned in Basherville.
158 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:21 am
AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Okay. I'll put "Stripes" on it. One Stripes + Rocking Van = Instant Celibacy!
159 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:21 am
DebtorBasher
Admin
There may be another star to go with that Stripe in your future...keep up the good work, Sheriff!
160 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! Sat Jul 13, 2019 7:42 am
AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
It helps that I have an evil streak in me!
161 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! Mon Jan 27, 2020 12:18 am
Pizzathehut
Basherville Cat Catcher
The same question applies to snakes as well.AlainM3C wrote:There's been nothing about sex around here lately. I just learned worms are both male and female. So which end gets to ask for a date?
162 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! Wed Feb 05, 2020 6:23 am
AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
That could be big trouble for the venomous ones!
164 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! Fri Dec 18, 2020 5:31 am
AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
The 'roos bringing it one themselves. They're always hopping from one bed to another...
165 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! Fri Dec 18, 2020 9:24 am
DebtorBasher
Admin
Oh, yeah...Kangaroos are not allowed in Basherville either. Gonna have to add that duty to our Basherville Cat Catcher.
166 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! Sat Dec 26, 2020 4:55 am
AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
The Australians are wondering what you have against them?
167 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! Sat Dec 26, 2020 9:06 am
DebtorBasher
Admin
AlainM3C wrote:The Australians are wondering what you have against them?
Their stubby little arms...that's what I have against them and they are mean!
168 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! Thu Dec 31, 2020 5:13 am
AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
But they do taste good when properly braised!
169 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! Mon Jan 04, 2021 9:24 am
DebtorBasher
Admin
Stuffed Kangaroo Pockets. Made like Stuffed Pita Pockets.
170 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! Sun Jan 17, 2021 5:45 am
AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
Stuffed kangaroo pockets - sounds like something new on the menu!
171 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! Mon Feb 07, 2022 6:03 am
AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
It must be cold outside. I saw the neighbor's daughter and some guy holding hands, but they were so bundled up I couldn't tell which was which. Looks like Dad is making sure his daughter's friend behaves himself.
172 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! Sun Feb 27, 2022 12:18 pm
DebtorBasher
Admin
AlainM3C wrote:It must be cold outside. I saw the neighbor's daughter and some guy holding hands, but they were so bundled up I couldn't tell which was which. Looks like Dad is making sure his daughter's friend behaves himself.
A onesie Snowsuit.
173 Re: BIZARRE SEX TALES!! Mon Feb 28, 2022 6:24 am
AlainM3C
Basherville Sheriff
You're right! One snow suit, but two heads. Um, maybe her Dad was too late?
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